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I have a very serious question for metalheads
Kai:
Both types 1 and 2 are ridiculous and if you ever meet them you should totally befriend them, if only for the hilarity value.
Misereatur:
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Ok then. Am I to take it you're in the #3 category? It certainly sounds like Black metal dudes in cats #1 and #2 are hilarious. Whether they be purposefully or unintentionally so is irrelevant.
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Dude, did you not see the Immortal picture?
And kai's right, befriending types 1 and 2 is fun. Going to concerts with them is even more hilarious.
Kai:
Going to non black metal concerts is amazing-er.
KharBevNor:
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Leather, corpse paint, and looking ridiculous - this is what black metal is all about.
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To quote the masters themselves:
--- Quote ---Demonaz: Pure black, frost, spikes *slaps shinpads* skin...warpaint, corpsepaint...that's the pure black metal. That's all it's all about. The frost, is from the North...we are from Norway and we present black metal from Norway, and that's cold, woods, it's like... *slaps shinpads* spikes, and all that.
Abbath: Frost...
Demonaz: Frost, yeah. Blashyrk! Black metal from the Blashyrk.
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Best metal interview of all time.
I've never been to a black metal concert :( Like, nevar. I'm not counting Cradle of Filth. The black stage at Wacken will be like coming home, to a realm far removed from the prevalent heavy music tastes of my home country, which do rather suck camel cock.
If number 1 will consent to be your friend, then you either must be a 1 yourself, a member of one of their favourite bands, or be in possession of large amounts of psychoactive drugs and Finnish vodka you are willing to give them freely. If they befriend you without meeting any of those conditions, they're probably just a poser. Either that, or they totally want to sodomise you.[/quote]
beat mouse:
most black metal is extremely opposed to drug use, though drinking a lot of wine isnt unheard of. Any decent black metal band anyways. Any half decent NSBM band will kill you for doing drugs without thinking twice!
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