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The new X-men(HELLA SPOILERS!)
Makeout_Hobo:
So bad.
SO FUCKING BAD!
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PROBLEMS!
SO MANY PROBLEMS!
ALSO SPOILERS! DO NOT READ ITALICS IF YOU DO NOT WANT SPOILERS!
PROBLEM ONE!
Okay you can't just... kill Cyclops with no fanfare and pretend it never happened except for like 2 fake emotional scenes.
PROBLEM TWO!
YOU CAN'T FUCKING KILL PROFESSER FUCKING CHARLES FUCKING XAVIER WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!
PROBLEM THREE!
No one acted in character, AT ALL! Magneto is not the kind of guy who would just order mass amounts of his troops forward to have them depowered. That is not something he would do! Nor would he kill people just for the sake of killing them! It's not who he is! Likewise, Wolveriene kept being an emotional little bitch, which really bugged the hell out of me.
PROBLEM FOUR!
You can't fucking depower Mystique, and you sure as all fucking HELL can't depower mag fucking neto. Nor can you depower Rogue. WHAT THE FUCK RATNER!
PROBLEM FIVE!
THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE!
All they did was steal the scenes they thought were best from various moments in various X-men comics. The line "I hope those grow back" was SAID TO WOLVERIENE in a Punisher comic. The shot of Magneto at the end is straight from Ultimate X-men, and Wolveriene killing Jean(again) was a rip from when he killed her in Morrison's New X-men. The Storm/Callisto fight, which I assume was put in for the sake of fan boys who know Storm beat Callisto's ass for the leadership of the Morlocks, was boring. Leech was that same obnoxious bald kid from fucking Ultraviolet, for christ's sake.
I know that I am being a pretty stereotypical comic book guy here, but I honestly fucking loathed! this movie. The fact that they butchered Joss Whedon's idea pissed me off like all holy hell too. Also also, what the fuck was Jean Grey supposed to be Madlyene Prior? Are they going into that weird of continuity? Or was it just an allusion in regards to this movie sucking. I almost walked out when magneto lost his powers. I will have more coherant arguments tommorow after I am no longer on the verge of madness at how FUCKING HORRIBLE THIS MOVIE FUCKING WAS!!!
Things I liked.
Kitty Pride was hot.
est:
No dude, from the other spoilers I've read (because I pretty much knew in advance that I wasn't going to watch it anyway) I think that you're pretty spot on.
happybirthdaygelatin:
Dear fucking god.
Thank you for saving me what little money I have.
Makeout_Hobo:
I mean, I am just sad, because like... the first two were so good!
But this was so bad!
I totally want to fuck Kitty Pride though. She's 19, so no snide remarks, if you don't mind! Please, help me with this mission.
happybirthdaygelatin:
They are, the first two were just awesome! Oh man, from the sound of it this was far worse then I even expected. From the trailers I was expecting something more a long of the line of the nano-senteniels, but depowering?! FUCKING SHITDICK. I'm just glad I still have booze in my system when I read all that. Those are all the opposite of spoilers to me.
Also. Oh man. I had to look it up but Kitty Pride is hot. Always has been one of my favourite charecters.
FUCKING Vinnie Jones as Juggernaut had me laughing when I saw a shot of that.
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