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A POINTLESS THREAD ABOUT POINTLESS CRAP!(possibly NWS)
Schmendrick:
--- Quote from: Slick ---Oh it's a real religious site alright, I just found it and have been in hysterics since reading their kidz section. I am sorry, I don't wish to stir religious debate, but it is pretty extremely silly in my opinion.
I really, really, really[/b] want a Mr. Gruff shirt, but I don't want to fund that cause. Or be mistaken for a christian zealot.[/i]
--- End quote ---
HEY! but Z is for Zealousness ;)
vegkitkat:
Schmendrick, I hadn't thought about that site for ages. It's great. This is taken from the site:
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them
or for the polytheists:
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
Trollstormur:
redglasscurls:
*backs away slowly*
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: vegkitkat ---If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them
or for the polytheists:
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
--- End quote ---
I smell fish, and my dinner was KFC so we can rule that out.
Also, Trollstormur, thank you, I didn't have enough of today's dose of "scary as fuck." Now my needs are filled.
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