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Lame music jokes
Faw:
Q:what do you call a keyboard player in a screamo band?
A:A virgin.
Yeah, it wasn't even funny, but i like taking shots at keyboard players.
Cartilage Head:
What's a guitarist with seven fingers on each hand?
The groupies' favorite.
My brother totally just told me that one. (He's totally a guitarist.)
Chad K.:
Did you hear Korn fired their bass player? They found it was cheaper to just throw a fork in a dryer.
Combinethresher:
What's the last thing the drummer said before the band fired him?
"Hey guys, I wrote this song..."
(I'm a drummer who wrote songs, oddly enough)
IronOxide:
Q: What's the difference between first chair Violin and first chair Viola?
A: Half a measure
Q: What's the difference between a Viola player and a first grader
A: The first grader can count
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a professional musician?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How many Tuba players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3, one to hold it to the socket and 2 to drink until the room spins.
Q: Why do Tubists have pea-sized brains?
A: All of the Alchohol has swelled them.
Q: How do you identify a Trombonist's kid on the playground?
A: He can't swing and all he wants to do is slide.
A large orchestra is doing a concert tour around the country. During one of the rehearsals the conductor hurts himself badly after falling off the stage. When they were looking for a conductor, the first Viola player raised his hand and offered to conduct that night. He did duch a good job that they finished the tour with the Viola player filling in as conductor.
After the tour the Viola player went back to his section and after he sat down, his standmate turned to him and asked him "Where've you been?"
That's just the tip of the iceberg of terrible music jokes I have.
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