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Lame music jokes
ALoveSupreme:
I thought this would be a chance to vent over lame musicians who make terrible jokes about how their songs all use simple chords. Man, nothing pisses me off more when I see some dude on stage and he says something along the lines of "oh, this song is in the same key as the last one, hurr hurr!" or "oop, looks like I'm using a G Major again!"... you're a dumbass.
La Creme:
What animal has 7 arms and no musical sense whatsoever?
A Def Leppard.
Slick:
Q: How do you get a drummer to slow down?
A: Put sheet music in front of them!
Q: How do you get a drummer to stop?
A: Put notes on the sheets!
pat101:
--- Quote from: La Creme ---What animal has 7 arms and no musical sense whatsoever?
A Def Leppard.
--- End quote ---
I've heard the similar
"What has seven arms and sucks?"
"Def Leppard"
Storm Rider:
--- Quote from: Zaarin ---Q: How are Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee alike?
A: Both are pretty terrible without Cream.
--- End quote ---
That is amazing.
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