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there are few things worse in the world than people
vivouk:
ailsa:
Shit, it's Richey Edwards, I mean Maxi Browne, I mean- oh shit, the pretentiousness is just too much :(
vivouk:
You forumites (new favourite noun) are looking at the cream of Edinburgh's male talent. Now you can understand why Ailsa's a little frustrated.
Garcin:
INDIE HIPSTERS ARE SEXUAL DYNAMOS. HEADBANDS CAN DOUBLE AS JURY-RIGGED COCKRINGS.
Thrillho:
--- Quote from: oh aaaadddison ---the thing is, im a chick.
i am a chick with a tight fucking pussy that you couldnt penetrate if you tried.
and i am sick and TIRED of not having any male penetrate my tight, wet, cunt.
i have not YET met a man who listens to indie music. i have been to america, britain, canada, australia.
every time ive fucked an indie boy he couldnt even do shit.
then i'll go and fuck someone who listens to alan jackson or i dunno MATCHBOX 20, some guy with a baseball cap, tight muscles and a short hair-cut. he sticks it in me with the confidence of a MAN.
the difference between a man who listens to matchbox 20 and a boy who listens to ANY NORWEGIAN BAND is pretty fucking vast.
you fucks are going to have 18 year old kids fucking your wives when you are 40.
you should learn to enjoy it at least if you are going to be pathetic. i mean, just wallow in it. maybe you should just give up and realize how weak and unevolved you are.
--- End quote ---
If there was anyone that I'd bet wasn't a chick - or at least wasn't at birth - it's you.
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