Topic: The worst song ever? (Read 57504 times)

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #150 on:** 03 Aug 2006, 10:46 »

In The End, by Linkin Park. Nuff said.

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #151 on:** 03 Aug 2006, 11:24 »

Nah, In The End was passable. Breaking The Habit is MUCH, MUCH worse.

Lines · « **Reply #152 on:** 03 Aug 2006, 11:24 »

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TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #153 on:** 03 Aug 2006, 12:21 »

I actaully LIKE Breaking the Habit, most likely because it's the song that was playing when......well....I I got my bone on for the first time.......the back of a VW bug is really uncomfortable, by the way.

A band that I can't get behind, no matter what the song, is Opeth. I'm a metalhead, but they are WAY too growly.

corwinzor · « **Reply #154 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 12:47 »

Don McLean- American Pie.

Maybe it's not the worst song ever, but last night this kid was going on and on about how awesome it was, so it's kinda fresh in my mind as a pretty horrible song.

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #155 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 15:34 »

Bye bye miss american pie, crah my chevy in the levy caus I won't shut the fuck up"

I really hate that song!

I also hate "Saying Sorry" by hawthorne Heights.

Spike · « **Reply #156 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 15:41 »

Quote from: Jedit

I'd say Electric Six, but they managed to get further away by going over 100%.

Yeah, but they are Electric Six and for some reason beyond my comprehension that makes it ok.

Merkava · « **Reply #157 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 16:58 »

Quote from: corwinzor

Don McLean- American Pie.

Maybe it's not the worst song ever, but last night this kid was going on and on about how awesome it was, so it's kinda fresh in my mind as a pretty horrible song.

Seriously? I absolutely love that song. It's a classic.

It's like saying Stairway to Heaven is the worst song ever. That isn't going to happen. Ever.

right?

Lummer · « **Reply #158 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 17:57 »

Quote from: TheSilverWolf

A band that I can't get behind, no matter what the song, is Opeth. I'm a metalhead, but they are WAY too growly.

Yeah, that "Damnation" disc is WAY too grindcore for me as well.

Sorry dude, but in Accordance to the Rules Of Metal, you are deemed extremely false. One does not dislike Opeth as a "Metalhead", and escape unscathed.

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #159 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 18:03 »

Ehhh...I probably would like them, but I've only heard one song, the others were actually Mastadon. I was later TOLD they were Opeth. I heard a few more of their songs, and I like them now. It was a missunderstanding on my friends part. Which is understandable considering he says, and I quote "I'm a Metalhead! I like Nickleback!" So yeah, metalheadedness tarnished by idiot friend. Of course, the fact that the first time I got my bone on was to Linkin Park, so I guess I'm not much of a metalhead after all.

Anyone here heard of the song "Hips don't Lie"? Of course you have. I hate it.

Worst Album Ever would be "Queen of the Damned: The soundtrack" They had a dude from Linkin Park try to do a song that was supposed to be "Gothy", but it came out as "I'm gonna bone you, whether you like it or not!" One good song on the whole damn thing.

Another song that sucks is Change(In the house of flies) by Deaftones. I fucking hate that song.

Night Rocker · « **Reply #160 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 21:33 »

i think Led Zep's Stairway to heaven is to popular, and over learned on guitar, its like "i can play Stair way to heaven!" i can play some of the Who, some of David Bowie, Wolfmother, and some of Foo Fighters, i can play different styles and you can play Stair WAy to Heaven..."yeah i am soo better than you!"Such a tragic world

Storm Rider · « **Reply #161 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 22:04 »

I like Opeth AND Mastodon. But Opeth is pretty overrated.

Keith Decent · « **Reply #162 on:** 05 Aug 2006, 22:51 »

Quote from: Night Rocker

i think Led Zep's Stairway to heaven is to popular, and over learned on guitar, its like "i can play Stair way to heaven!" i can play some of the Who, some of David Bowie, Wolfmother, and some of Foo Fighters, i can play different styles and you can play Stair WAy to Heaven..."yeah i am soo better than you!"Such a tragic world

i learned to play stairway just so I could tell people to go screw themselves as soon as they mentioned it.

elcapitan · « **Reply #163 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 01:35 »

I learnt to play it because it's fun, it's good practice for some common chord changes and arpeggiations, and because it's actually fairly tricky to play well (particularly the solo, which I still can't do end to end at speed).

I don't have a problem with people who can play Stairway To Heaven. I just get cranky at the people who learn the first couple of phrases and give up then, or the ones who play it badly.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #164 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 02:01 »

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #165 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 06:11 »

Quote from: TheSilverWolf

Worst Album Ever would be "Queen of the Damned: The soundtrack" They had a dude from Linkin Park try to do a song that was supposed to be "Gothy", but it came out as "I'm gonna bone you, whether you like it or not!" One good song on the whole damn thing.

Hm. As a recovering Nu-metal listener ("Hello my name is Andrew and I listen to Nu-metal" "Hello Andrew") I have to say I like two songs on there. "Redeemer" performed by Marilyn Manson and "Slept So Long" performed by Jay Gordon of Orgy.

But yeah the song that the guy from Linkin Park really sucks. Also "I HOPE YOU DIE" is not good lyrics.

Sad really, because as far as I know these songs were by one of the guys from Oingo Boingo who has collaborated with, among others, Tom Waits. There should have been some potential.

The Eyeball Kid · « **Reply #166 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 08:24 »

Quote from: Night Rocker

i think Led Zep's Stairway to heaven is to popular, and over learned on guitar, its like "i can play Stair way to heaven!" i can play some of the Who, some of David Bowie, Wolfmother, and some of Foo Fighters, i can play different styles and you can play Stair WAy to Heaven..."yeah i am soo better than you!"Such a tragic world

Wolfmother's basically a Led Zep cover band

Napoleon · « **Reply #167 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 08:34 »

i dont know if its only well known here.
but, infernal - from paris to berlin is pretty shocking!

The Eyeball Kid · « **Reply #168 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 08:48 »

FROM PARIS TO BERLIN
EVERY DISCO I GET IN
I'M PUMPING FOR LOVE
PUMPING FOR LOVE

Napoleon · « **Reply #169 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 08:51 »

GAH STOOOPPP IT!

the world cup version may just have been even worse.

FROM LONDON TO BERLIN
EVERY GAME THAT ENGLAND WIN
WERE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP.

ew.

and the video..

how dare they even touch tron.

Der Golem · « **Reply #170 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 09:51 »

Quote from: TheSilverWolf

Another song that sucks is Change(In the house of flies) by Deaftones. I fucking hate that song.

You lose.

Also, my vote goes for My Humps, that song is mindnumbingly bad.

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #171 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 10:14 »

Why do I lose? I just happen to dislike deaftones.

New disease, by spineshark, is incredibly annoying.

Lummer · « **Reply #172 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 11:12 »

Quote from: TheSilverWolf

Ehhh...I probably would like them, but I've only heard one song, the others were actually Mastadon. I was later TOLD they were Opeth. I heard a few more of their songs, and I like them now. It was a missunderstanding on my friends part. Which is understandable considering he says, and I quote "I'm a Metalhead! I like Nickleback!" So yeah, metalheadedness tarnished by idiot friend. Of course, the fact that the first time I got my bone on was to Linkin Park, so I guess I'm not much of a metalhead after all.

Well then, at least check out the "Damnation". All mellow, all brilliant.

Quote from: TheSilverWolf

Anyone here heard of the song "Hips don't Lie"? Of course you have. I hate it.

If it weren't for "My Humps", we'd have a winner right there. But it still goes down as the closest second in history. God it sucks.

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #173 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 15:06 »

Heh....I just heard "My Humps" for the first tme.....WTF is it about?

ASturge · « **Reply #174 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 15:47 »

Boobs

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #175 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 18:50 »

Boobs? Why not just sing "I'm gonna get you drunk, my boobs my boobs my boobs?"

Not An Addict · « **Reply #176 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 19:28 »

I'm probably alone in this, but "Werewolves of London" drives me batshit insane.

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #177 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 20:16 »

Y'know what song drives me batshit insane? Place for my head, by linkin park.

The Eyeball Kid · « **Reply #178 on:** 06 Aug 2006, 23:57 »

Quote from: Not An Addict

I'm probably alone in this, but "Werewolves of London" drives me batshit insane.

You're wrong.
Sorry man... Warren Zevon's great. That song can get a bit weearing from overplaying, but it ain't the worst.
Stairway to Heaven and American Pie have too many good memories for me to tottally write them off.
hm... any other CTY people here?

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #179 on:** 07 Aug 2006, 00:06 »

Quote

GAH STOOOPPP IT!

the world cup version may just have been even worse.

FROM LONDON TO BERLIN
EVERY GAME THAT ENGLAND WIN
WERE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP.

ew.

and the video..
how dare they even touch tron.

You know, they used to be a passable dance outfit. Back on their first album they had this russian fetish and a song so amazing gothy that I of course loved it.
I haven't seen the sun in five hundred years
now the morning light will dry my tears
*spooky male voice* infernal destruction!
and then bagpipes ad nauseam.

But nowadays they are about as pleasing as the backside of a baboon with diarrhea.

Merkava · « **Reply #180 on:** 07 Aug 2006, 09:08 »

Quote from: Keith Decent

Quote from: Night Rocker
i think Led Zep's Stairway to heaven is to popular, and over learned on guitar, its like "i can play Stair way to heaven!" i can play some of the Who, some of David Bowie, Wolfmother, and some of Foo Fighters, i can play different styles and you can play Stair WAy to Heaven..."yeah i am soo better than you!"Such a tragic world

i learned to play stairway just so I could tell people to go screw themselves as soon as they mentioned it.

I refuse to learn that or songs in general. That part of guitar playing where people go "OMG PLAY POPULAR SONG #644 LOL" and the person who does so becomes popular. If I learn songs, I don't play them in front of people.

"PLAY STAIRWAY OMG"

*plays Crazy Train, windmills, and holds up middle finger*

"Yeah, fuck you."

*IS SO NOT FUCKING METAL*

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #181 on:** 08 Aug 2006, 23:17 »

Y'know, system of a downs gituar solos, 90% of them are a blatent rip off of a song from Final Fantasy 9?

Rather Confused · « **Reply #182 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 04:52 »

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=4859C0F32DFB2AFA

AH HEM!

This audio abortion makes me want to die. And it's a strong deathlust, not some wussy "OMG I HEARD BACKSTREET BOYS!" one. The only thing that keeps me going is the thought that maybe, just maybe; I can be partially responsible for the disemboweling of whoever make this.

Rubby · « **Reply #183 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 11:39 »

Quote from: Not An Addict

MIIIKE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!

Who?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #184 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 15:11 »

Quote from: Lummer

the Rules Of Metal

Those rules are way too American. Leather trousers are still pretty true over here in Europe, probably second only to kilts as metal-as-fuck lower-half clothing. Same with the grammar. Plus, there's rules missing, like the 'never by halfs' rule and all its applications: Half pints and mixers are false, shots and pints are true. T-shirts are false, longsleeves and vests are true, and so on.

I've gone off Opeth quite a bit, but I've got to say seeing them live catapulted them fucking way up in my estimation. Akerfeldt is a great front-man, really funny and with an appropriately outrageous accent, and their older tunes in particular slay a hell of a lot of ass. The Leper Affinity blew me, and the six other guys I was linked arms with in a headbanging line, completely away.

"This was...good album for us. Very popular. In fact, with proceeds from this album, I buy six castles in Switzerland. It was called...Blackwater Park. You know it? Yes I thought you might. This track is the...first track from that album. it is The Leper Affinity, and if you do not headbang, you are fucking poser."

Lise · « **Reply #185 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 15:14 »

Whoever dissed The Pillows gets a dong to the face

. I happen to like that band am an extremely biased in their favor (because they did the soundtracks to FLCL).

As for American pop music, they've been churning out a significant amount of crap since the 90s. I'll let "My Humps" slide, because it's not the worst track on the CD.

"SOS" by Rhianna is particularly annoying to hear 24/7 on the radio, in the gym, in the mall, and wherever the hell I go. I really need to get a mp3 player.

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #186 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 15:49 »

That stupid Milkshake song sucks ass.

Misereatur · « **Reply #187 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 17:52 »

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WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT!

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #188 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 19:04 »

Quote from: TheSilverWolf

That stupid Milkshake song sucks ass.

i read an article that analyzed that song and concluded that Kelis lives in a strange fantasy world where she just stands in her front yard and shakes her breasts all day.

TheSilverWolf · « **Reply #189 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 19:24 »

That would explain "I'm Bossy"

Scytale · « **Reply #190 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 22:53 »

Quote from: Lummer

Quote from: TheSilverWolf

A band that I can't get behind, no matter what the song, is Opeth. I'm a metalhead, but they are WAY too growly.

Yeah, that "Damnation" disc is WAY too grindcore for me as well.

Sorry dude, but in Accordance to the Rules Of Metal, you are deemed extremely false. One does not dislike Opeth as a "Metalhead", and escape unscathed.

Most Metalhead's I know dislike Opeth because they aren't "heavy" enough, of course these are the sought of people who think "Apocalyptic Raids" or the "Pure Fucking Armageddon" rehersal tape are the zenith of metal or if you wanna quote that link "the ultimate".

You've got to be the first metalhead I've met with that reaction to Opeth..

Jayfarer · « **Reply #191 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 23:02 »

There is a new song by the band Plain White T's entitled "Hate (I really don't like you)"

It is probably the most poorly written song I have heard in a long time.

hipsterboner · « **Reply #192 on:** 09 Aug 2006, 23:44 »

Quote from: JLM

Anything by Genghis Tron.

I guess if there were a "worst band" category, that would be them.

you just don't get them.

doos · « **Reply #193 on:** 10 Aug 2006, 19:11 »

Well, I can tell you what song will never be on the "Worst of all time" song list.

That's Party Hard by Andrew WK.

WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD

Or anything by Andrew WK, really. Could one man BE any COOLER?

But if I haaaad to make a choice, I'd have to go with Honkey Tonk Badonka-Donk. I mean, before I even heard the song -- just hearing the title -- made me taste my own vomit. Or blood. One of the two.

messynessie · « **Reply #194 on:** 10 Aug 2006, 19:32 »

i have to go with irelands eurovision entry this year (i hate brian kennedy with a vengeance)
or anything chris doran sings -he brings shame on waterfordians everywhere......except for the eejits that are proud of him like his ma and his girlfriend and his family......well he brings shame on me because people think that he is a true representative of waterford!!

Zomgerz · « **Reply #195 on:** 11 Aug 2006, 07:20 »

I'm giving this one to "Housewife" by Dr Dre - Hoes eat dick like eggs and steak. Just, why!!!???

ComfortEagle · « **Reply #196 on:** 11 Aug 2006, 09:34 »

Quote from: Jayfarer

There is a new song by the band Plain White T's entitled "Hate (I really don't like you)"

It is probably the most poorly written song I have heard in a long time.

You do realize what band your talking about right? You have come upon a gold mine.

Omnicide · « **Reply #197 on:** 11 Aug 2006, 11:00 »

My Dingaling

Dr Love Fuzz · « **Reply #198 on:** 11 Aug 2006, 20:49 »

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

WORST SONG EVERRRR

Ughhhhhh

wavewatcher · « **Reply #199 on:** 13 Aug 2006, 08:27 »

*throws self into forum head first*

musically bad or just a song i hate?

Bend it by Dave D, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch

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