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RANDOM FUTURAMA QUOTES!
Joey JoJo:
Zapp Brannigan: The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in.
Blue Kitty:
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
vegkitkat:
All glory to the hypnotoad.
mberan42:
"Do a flip!"
"I'm bored. You're boring, Zoidberg. I'm gunna go watch TV."
"dun dun DUN da-dun da-dun dun dun!"
"You can't have your characters just say their emotions! That makes me angry!"
"I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH!"
(And since nobody has said it yet, and it needs to be said, but it is something that shouldn't be said...)
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Hmm, I could probably put a million more down if I wasn't so tired and didn't have these 5 beers in me...
Thy Dungeonman:
"I hate the people that love me, and they hate me!"
"And Fry, you've got that brain thing."
"I already did!"
"I'll be whatever I wanna do."
"Satan! You owe me!"
"And also, you hurt my feelings."
"I was up all night. Not because of the caffeine. It was insomnia, I couldn't stop thinking about coffee!"
"Why is this cup shaking? I don't want my coffee shaking!"
(last two lines are read really fast)
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