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Misword a Movie Quote!
Night Rocker:
heres a rock n roll theme
One does not simply rock into mordor!
YOU SHALL NOT ROCK!
I choose a rock life for you
Scandanavian War Machine:
Halford could rock into mordor with his eyes closed.
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greenMonkey:
Gratuitous misworded Serenity and Firefly quotes:
"Plus, I can kill you with my wang."
"Kaylee, this wang crashes, you crashed her."
"Jayne, your wang is talking. you might want to look to that."
"Now we have a boatful of citizens right on top of our… wang. That's a fun mix."
"Book: Captain, you… mind if I say wang?
Mal: Only if you say it out loud."
"I know they tell ya, you never hit a man with a wang, but it is, on occasion, hilarious."
valley_parade:
"Who's going to buttsecksjack your fucking buttsecks?"
"Well that's why they put the instant buttsecks in the fucking game! So you can see if it's bullshit!"
KharBevNor:
The Wicker Man with buttsecks:
"Some things in their natural state have the most vivid buttsecks"
"I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not buttsecks in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to buttsecks. Not one of them buttseckses to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth"
"The building attached to the ground in which the body lies is no longer used for Christian buttsecks, so whether it is still a churchyard is debatable"
"Do sit down, Sergeant. Buttsecks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent."
"They do so enjoy their buttsecks lessons"
"Of course seargeant! It's far too dangerous to buttsecks with your clothes on!"
May: "Can I do anything for you, Sergeant?"
Howie: "No, I doubt it, seeing you're all buttsecks mad!
"You will never know the true meaning of Buttsecks"
"And now, for our more dreadful buttsecks"
"I believe in the buttsecks eternal, as promised to us by our Lord, Jesus Christ. "
"It is time for your appointment with the buttsecks man"
Brazil with orgasm:
"Hi, there. I want to talk to you about orgasms"
"How do you account for the fact that the orgasm has been going on for thirteen years?"
"Bad orgasm. A ruthless minority of people seem to have forgotten good old-fashioned orgasms. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow orgasm. If these people would just play the game..."
"Sorry, I'm a bit of a stickler for orgasms. Where would we be if we didn't follow the correct procedures? "
"Mr. Lowry, can you wait in reception? You're giving her orgasms"
"Orgasms are my forte!"
"This is orgasm retrieval, not orgasm dispersal"
"Care for a little orgasm? Hmmm?"
"Don't fight it son. Orgasm quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating"
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