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Napoleon the Clown:
Army of Darkness


--- Quote ---Seeing as how it's your first day here, I'll fork-give you if you fork-get.
--- End quote ---

Firefly:
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


Now, zee quotation...

"But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep makes me... ooo... shake! Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand" :-D

*dances around in ripped fishnets throwing toast in the air*

vegkitkat:
Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music. "

redbeardjim:
The Little Mermaid

"Lewis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to cut it in half, okay?"
"I don't drink coffee, sir."
"Then hit yourself in the head with a baseball bat, will you please?"

LeeZion:
American President

And now, here's mine. I'm bending the rules a bit, since only one quote is supposed to be active at any time. But I'll give you two. Whoever gets EITHER ONE (it doesn't matter which one) gets the floor and the right to continue the game. Once that happens, I'll reveal the other one, free of charge.

Quote 1:
"This never happened to the other fellow."

Quote 2: (From a different movie than Quote 1. Two people are talking)
I guess you fellas feel differently about marryin'. The boys up top were telling me you Mohammedans have as many as 300 wives.
No, the prophet tells us that four wives are sufficient for a true believer.
Why four?
The prophet says one wife makes a miserable life, for she always gets bored. And two wives make a mess of your life also. They always quarrel, and you never know which one is right. And three wives are bad, too. For two always take sides against the third. And four wives makes real happiness.
How?
Well, two and two, accompanied by each other. And the man ? he has his rest.
Well, it sounds all right. You got four, huh?
No, I have only one.
What's holding you back?
Well, if you had this law in your Texas, would you have four wives?
No, my wife wouldn't like that.
It is the same with me. My wife, she would not like it.
You sure learn things in the Army!

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