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The Funniest Quotes
m0o0oeh:
"Stop, please... the spirit is willing but the flesh is... spongy and bruised..." Zapp Brannigan
"You mean "Wanna-bang-go!" Quagmire
"Damn you vile woman!" Stewie
"I've got a present for you. I'll give you a hint. It's in my daiper and it's not a toaster!" Stewie
You gotta love that little guy aintcha!
Joe
SilentJ:
Family Guy
Peter: "How about that side-boob? Do you like that side-boob? You shouldn't, because that's my side-boob."
superwill:
Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity
"We might run into some turbulence and then explode."
Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
"It's not that I want to kill Lois, it's just that I want her not to be alive. Anymore. Sometimes I wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think: Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
Superman, Family Guy
"Yeah, a hooker made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet and I broke her in half."
Anna Banana:
(From Futurama)
Lila: We have to save two of every animal and put them on the spaceship
Bender: Why two?
(Lila whispers why to Bender. Bender laughs.)
=PPPP
Anna Banana:
Oh and from Lois & Clark:
Lois (to Clark): All right, maybe somewhere very deep inside me is some eensy-weensy, microcosmic-although highly unlikely-possibility that I feel some sort of unmotivated, complete unrealistic attraction to you.
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