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The Funniest Quotes
Thrillho:
I'm going to chuck in some from films as well as TV, just as they occur to me.
--- Quote from: Galaxy Quest ---Can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?
--- End quote ---
--- Quote from: Futurama ---Cubert: You're an idiot.
Fry: No I'm....doesn't!
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--- Quote from: The Simpsons ---Lisa (singing): How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: No, dad, it's rhetorical.
Homer: Rhetorical, eh...eight!
Lisa: Do you know what a rhetorical question is?
Homer: Do I know what a rhetorical question is?
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And I have to agree with the early mention of Mr. Burns' old-timey slang, which is hilarious without fail.
Jed:
One of my favorite movies of all time!
Jay and Silent Bob strike back:
Jay: Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab?
[shouts]
Jay: What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!
Gridgm:
he pope burned alive today
pretty much everybody went home to their loved ones
i imagine to pray.
Idiots!
It's the end of the world we should be fucking
this is why i love powers
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