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Most distateful sexual innuendo...

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Spike:

--- Quote from: ami on 27 Oct 2006, 13:52 ---I don't reckon it's innuendo. but bloodhound gang is pretty distasteful.

"Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto"


...eww.



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I managed to make it to boink swatter before I couldn't hold my laughter anymore.

HeroX:

--- Quote from: David_Dovey on 19 Oct 2006, 21:58 ---
--- Quote ---And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
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i think that one takes it.

Cernunnos:
yes it does. Meret Oppenhiem ftw.

Eva:Gina:
Good old stinkfist <3

anyways, I cant beleive no one has brought up that old song

Standing across the room I saw you smile
Said I wanna talk to you for a little while
But before I make my move
My emotions start running wild
My tongue gets tied
And thats no lie
Im looking in your eyes
Im looking in your big brown eyes
(ooh yeah and Ive got this to say to you heeey)

Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you cant sweat no more
And if you cry, ill
Im gonna push it some mo-o-ore
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you cant sweat no more
And if you cry, ill
Im gonna push it, push it push it some more
alalalalalong alalalalalonglongleelonglonglong
(come on)
alalalalalong alalalalalonglongleelonglonglong

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