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Will:
The radio station I work for has been playing 4 Christmas songs per hour since Thanksgiving.  All of the stores around here play it constantly.  The town I work in plays it nonstop during the day on loudspeakers that are set up on Main Street.  I am sick of hearing it!*  Who's with me?

*with the exception of that one song that Ben Folds did a few years ago...can't remember the name, but the part of it that goes "Well, Santa was a big fat fuck...fell down the chimney, got his old ass stuck.  Honey, call the lawyers fast, cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass" is a win in my book...

Thrillho:
Christmas songs I like, and I am a sucker for Christmas songs, by the way:

Whichver that one that Shakin' Stevens did. No, really.
Elton John - Step Into Christmas
The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (obviously. The greatest Christmas song of all time)
My own Christmas song, 'A Very Cheesy Christmas,' a deliberately shit, ironic Christmas instrumental that I'm actually quite proud of.
Blink 182 - Happy Holidays You Bastard
Blink 182 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas

KharBevNor:
Christmas time is here again
Time to give your cash to them
At the cross is where we'll meet
Leaving presents at his feet
Buy your gifts in harmony
Feed the Christmas industry

Fuck Christmas! All the time
Now I've got my yuletide pride!
Fuck Christmas! All the time
I've got Jesus on my side!
Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas! All the time!

Jesus came and Jesus went
Look at all the cash we spent
Mother Mary you will see
Never bought a Christmas tree
Christmas is for me and me
I give only to receive

Fuck Christmas! All the time
Now I've got my yuletide pride!
Fuck Christmas! All the time
I've got Jesus on my side!
Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas! All the time!

Christmas time is here again ...

Fuck Christmas! All the time
Now I've got my yuletide pride!
Fuck Christmas! All the time
I've got Jesus on my side!
Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas! All the time!
Fuck Christmas! All the time!

He was fuckin' born in August anyway ...

AnnaughMoss:
the only thing that really bothers me about the incessant christmas music-ing from the day after halloween until new year's day is the fact that it makes me feel totally left out. what do the jews get? the effing dreidel song and adam sandler. christmas carols make me wonder if they weren't designed to make us want to convert just so we don't feel lonely. jerkfaces.

Will:
Khar, that's great. ?Where's it from? (I'm too lazy to google...)

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