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Rocky Balboa
kokeyjoe:
Rocky is 60 years old. As of film five (and no, I don't mean "Over the Top"), he has brain damage. He is armed with the arsenal of Paulie, Duke, his bratty son, and a glaring lack of Adrian a.k.a. Talia Shire. He has defeated Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, whoever the hell Hulk Hogan was, Dolph Lundgren, and some dude with a mullet who hung out with a knock-off of Don King. Can he defeat his latest opponent?
More importantly, will this movie not totally suck?
I've heard it's the best since the original... I'm not sure I'm so faithful. What do you think? I've grown up with these movies and have always reluctantly considered myself a fan, so I just hope it -- or Rocky -- doesn't get butchered.
thepugs:
I heard that his opponent was going to be:
Wolverine
The Predator
Optimus Prime
A Zombie (not the George Romero-type; punching it's head off will not work)
A T-Rex
You.
Of course it's going to get butchered!
Will:
I heard that in the finale of the movie, Tommy finally snaps over too many incorrect uses of the word emo, and ends up battling Rocky Balboa...TO THE DEATH!!!
ScrambledGregs:
FYI, Hulk Hogan's character was called Thunder Lips, or something like that.
denn:
There's a trailer for the movie up on apple. Turns out he wants to box again because he saw a simulated fight in a new video game that showed him beating the current champ. Story = Golden.
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