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Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« on: 26 Dec 2006, 00:31 »
1. Go listen to Testament, you fucking tool.
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #1 on: 26 Dec 2006, 01:31 »
1. Battery
2. Dyers Eve
3. see first post
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #2 on: 26 Dec 2006, 01:39 »
1. Battery


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Quote from: voidSkipper on 14 Jun 2008, 03:30
Where I come from, we usually just shorten that to "yee-haw!"

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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #3 on: 26 Dec 2006, 01:55 »
1. Get drunk with James Hetfield and shoot rodents.
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #4 on: 26 Dec 2006, 02:02 »
Quote from: Hat on 26 Dec 2006, 01:55
1. Get drunk with James Hetfield and shoot robots.
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Quote from: voidSkipper on 14 Jun 2008, 03:30
Where I come from, we usually just shorten that to "yee-haw!"

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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #5 on: 26 Dec 2006, 02:05 »
Quote from: Hat on 26 Dec 2006, 01:55
1. Get drunk with rodents and shoot James Hetfield.
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #6 on: 26 Dec 2006, 02:05 »
1. Hit the Lights
2. Seek and Destroy
3. Whiplash
4. The Call of Ktulu (S&M version)
5. Nothig Else Matters (S&M version)
6. Battery (S&M version)
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Quote from: Storm Rider on 26 Dec 2006, 00:31
Go listen to Testament, you fucking tool.
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #7 on: 26 Dec 2006, 02:15 »
Do not listen to anything post-"Master Of Puppets" because it's all complete and utter shit. :)
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #8 on: 26 Dec 2006, 03:14 »
1. St. Anger
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #9 on: 26 Dec 2006, 04:30 »
I think mine's going to end up being less comedy than you guys. It'll also probably be more or less the opposite of what most actualy Metallica fans would choose, too.
In no real order:

1. Fade To Black (from Ride The Lightning)
2. Loverman, as an example of how NOT to do a cover (from Garage Inc.)
3. Nothing Else Matters (from Metallica)
4. Tuesday's Gone, for sheer comedy value (from Garage Inc.)
5. Fuel (from Reload
6. The Memory Remains (from S and M)
7. Some Kind Of Monster, God knows why I like this song outside of his hokey Southern vocals (from St. Anger), no, really
8. No Leaf Clover (from S and M)
9. Hero Of The Day (from S and M)
10. Until It Sleeps (from S and M)

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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #10 on: 26 Dec 2006, 05:01 »
I like Garage Inc, because there are a couple of songs on it that I liked hearing in the original. Other than that...
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #11 on: 26 Dec 2006, 05:01 »
Quote from: Misereatur on 26 Dec 2006, 02:05
1. Hit the Lights
2. Seek and Destroy
3. the four horsemen
4. fight fire with fire
Quote from: Flaming Ostrich on 26 Dec 2006, 01:39
5. Battery
6. hero of the day
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #12 on: 26 Dec 2006, 06:15 »
Quote from: Hat on 26 Dec 2006, 01:55
1. Get rodents drunk with James Hetfield and shoot.
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Quote from: voidSkipper on 14 Jun 2008, 03:30
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #13 on: 26 Dec 2006, 06:54 »
 1. Kill 'Em All

 2. Ride The Lighting.

 3. And Justice for All.
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #14 on: 26 Dec 2006, 10:25 »
Quote from: Johnny C on 26 Dec 2006, 03:14
1. St. Anger

it kind of sums up the direction their music is going down't it

SOLD! ... (out?)...waht's that question mark doing there anyhow


also

1. "this new album will be a return to our roots" (what they said about st. anger and the new album coming out"

and

1. kill the wabbit
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #15 on: 26 Dec 2006, 10:29 »
THE THREAD THAT SHOULD NOT BE
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #16 on: 26 Dec 2006, 16:35 »
Ennio Morricone- The Ecstasy of Gold.

Possibly the only good song they play wasn't written by them and it is a gimped version.
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #17 on: 26 Dec 2006, 22:01 »
Quote from: Felix_ on 26 Dec 2006, 02:15
Do not listen to anything post-"Master Of Puppets" because it's all complete and utter shit. :)

The shit songs sound surprisingly good on S&M, mind.
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Re: Trim Down Metallica's Discography
« Reply #18 on: 27 Dec 2006, 04:31 »
Metallica blows balls.

These days anyway...

Take Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets, and of course And Justice For All... a few tracks from The Black Album if I'm feeling generous (which I am today, say thanks), and you have a cohesive block of listenable metal/hard rock material. The rest is, assuredly trash. Some of it might be symphony-backed trash, but it is trash.

Kill 'em All is thrash trash. Due to the production (or lack thereof, depending on how you look at it) one can't even make out Cliff Burton's awesome bass awesomeness, which is really the only point of Metallica anyway...

Testement is right! Big ups on that. But also Megadeth, Iced Earth, Kreator, motherfucking Overkill, Sodom, Metal Church... well fuck I have had this discussion too many times in my life to carry out listing all the metal and thrash bands that are better than Metallica ever was... but if anyone gives a shit, prompt me...
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