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YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
thermodynamics:
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.
ah, wed. nights.
all you can drink 7pm-midnight. $5. case and point.
oh, did i mention i'm on blood thinners too? they make the booze crazy strong!
pat101:
sobriety is lame
hurray weed.
Verergoca:
IOh cufk you all! Bunch of foolskl tghat have nutong baterr to do thatn post on sojme nmessagebroad wqhen yuio shouold be out drinking more. BAH!
Stuid poerpl! Especaitrlly lcurte derman ladies who after babbleing fo them tor a whikre go all "oh wait, mah boytou back hom emaybe find things not such a good ideas..."
BAH!
*DISPIUZE*
Peet:
pete is gfor winin thisn terad,
Boro_Bandito:
By all standards I should be legally dead at the moment. I just had 16 B 52's, which for thsoe who don't know are khalua, bailey's irish cream and Grand Marnier in all eaqual parts, 5 beers, either Miller light or Heineken, 2 shots of Jose Cuervo Especial, 3 peppermint patties (Chocolate sauce in mouth, then shot of peppermint shnapps, tasted exacltly like name) fkuckin awesome party man, I'm swinging at the keyboard like a piano at a carnival, and my microphone smells like, oh shit. I can really barely think, I've got work in about 4 hours (halve to wake up at 5:45 am for a job that starts at 7. and if I get fired for being fdrunk I'll actually be happy, becuase it won't even be a hangoever at that point, just still drunk. Goodnight, ladies and gents... wooooooooowooo
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