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20 jazz funk greats:
guys, i am drinking strawberry-flavored beer tonight, is this awesome y/n?
pilsner:
Nice, Sam, Ommegang makes some fine beers. Bring some up to Toronto for me wouldya?
pilsner:
GROW UP FASTER
Ontario has a "liquor monopoly" through which the "government" determines what we are able to legally purchase. In their infinite wisdom, they have declined to import Ommegang brews, possibly as a protectionist measure for domestic microbrews, or possibly because they are idiots.
Which means that I don't get Ommegang brews unless I bring back a couple bottles after visiting New York (and I'm limited to 1.5L after which I have to pay duty approximately equal to the value of the bottle) or import a case myself and pay duty on that.
You see, Canada's a socialist paradise and everything but there is a dark side.
Toba:
Annoyingly New Hampshire has a) a liquor monopoly and b) an absolutely RIDICULOUS beer certification that a beer must pass to be sold here.
This has 3 results.
1) we have a slightly reduced variety of liquor.
2) our liquor is VERY CHEAP.
3) our beer variety is restricted.
It is Super Lame.. except for the cheap cheap liquor part.
pilsner:
I'd rather one bottle of Delirium Tremens than a case of Natty Light. I mean that.
Oh, rocking the 10 year old Auchentoshen tonight.
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