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YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Scandanavian War Machine:
smoked out to The Hangover with my parents last night.
my mom rented it on her own, on purpose, because someone at her work said it was funny. Not sure if she knew what she was getting into but she seemed to enjoy it.
good times
Patrick:
I am annoyed now because I have been avoiding weed pending possible employment (and DURGZ TESTING). God damn it why do hardware stores have to give a fuck about safety
KharBevNor:
--- Quote ---[09:27] Quietus: Today we are sucking Bryans nipples
[09:27] Dollface: man i was hoping it was eric
[09:27] Quietus: Whilst he's distracted
[09:28] Quietus: Bryan you've got twenty seconds to object to us sucking your nipples raw
[09:28] Quietus: Dang!
[09:28] Quietus: Should be concentrating motherfucker
[09:29] Dollface: maybe bryan is playing hard to get
[09:29] Quietus: I'm gonna suck your nipples till they bleed
[09:29] Bryan: uh
[09:29] Dollface: haha
[09:29] Dollface: i will settle for slopy seconds
[09:29] Bryan: i'm a little busy at the moment
[09:29] Quietus: When I'm finished Bryan's nipples will be the size of 20mm cannon shells
[09:30] Quietus: and twice as hard
[09:31] Quietus: When I'm finished with you the Japanese will be devising a process to use your nipples to etch ruby
[09:31] Quietus: I'm gonna knock your nipples straight up a thousand points on the Mohs scale
[09:31] Quietus: How do you rate that?
[09:32] Quietus: Wait
[09:32] Quietus: like
[09:32] Quietus: 8 on the mohs
[09:33] Quietus: a thousand of absolute hardnes
[09:33] Quietus: s
[09:33] Quietus: mixing up my quantifiers of hardness there
[09:33] Quietus: rooky mistake
[09:33] Quietus: Jesus tits I'm high
--- End quote ---
Aurjay:
ohh you alcoholics what will you think of next. I know instead of having to get up to get a drink you can have www.usbwine.com ;)
syrupykeyboard:
Oh dear lord. I have such a bad case of awkward-sauce.
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