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pen:
octoberfest + karaoke bar = good times to be had!  wheeeeee!!

calenlass:








guys unosuke does not like whiskey what do i doooooooooooo

Patrick:
There was an Oktoberfest party at the Birra Tirana brewery, which, incidentally, is about 10 blocks from my house.

I may never leave this city.

ampersandwitch:
I am a little tipsy right now, because Scary Finnish Guy (tm) tried to get me drunk because that makes me "funny."
I did drink the drink my friend got me, but I gave the one he gave me away.
I'm sitting here playing Balloon Duel in my tipsiness.
Other drunken highlights involve drawing a Weirdo With a Beardo (pics l8er, fellows).

Darkbluerabbit:
I am very close to finishing a bottle of wine (fuck you all, I weight 110 lbs so I am allowed to have no tolerance!) and I am glad to finally be able to post in this thread.  I've always looked at it, and thought, well damn, I'm sober...and the internet is making me feel bad about it.

I am quite smashed, but I used to be an English major so typing properly is my drunken compulsion.  You know how everyone has kind of a thing...some people get drunk and start cleaning (okay I do this too), others get drunk and start apologizing to everyone for everything, I get drunk and I become even more anal retentive about words.  It helps that I downloaded the Firefox extension that does auto spellcheck like MS word and I get a red squiggly line taunting me any time I make a mistake!  But seriously, I've had IM conversations that I'm too drunk to remember, but when I check my cache in the morning to see what we talked about, I could still type.  What I'm saying is that, just because people can spell words doesn't mean they're sober, so stop calling people fakers, a'ight? 

If I knew how, I would totally be tempted to post a video demonstrating why people who drink should not have webcams.  The other night I got home, just sober enough to change into pajamas, and then decided while drinking more, it would be a good idea to record myself dancing to a live recording of "Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck."  I look like Mick Jagger.  It's pretty amazing. 

Okay but seriously, that live recording from the single kicks FUCKING ASS.  I love Johnny Whitney's voice when he's not trying to sound like a tortured child. 

P.S. This is my new favorite thread.

P.P.S. I am noticing that most of my posts, and my avatar, would lead people to believe that I am an alcoholic.  This is not the case I swear.

P.P.P.S. Or is it?  MARTY?  DO I HAVE ALCOHOLIC'S INGENUITY? 

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