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YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
ZJGent:
Man, me and my bud Adam is in the good shape.
Trust, we could punch the horn off of a unicorn. We put the lane into miscellaneous in this shape. Trust. Trust like a motherlover.
We put the RUDE into RUDIMENTARY. We is some straight-up necessary tooling shizzit.
I mean. I don't even know which shape your hair is in, but my homeboy's Adam's could fight it in a duel. And win so hard your hair would eat goddamn Oaty Wheats for a breakfast meal. Never seen hair eat that shit? NOW YOU FUCKING WILL.
calenlass:
My first time was at band camp, right before a rehearsal. I vaguely remember marching around on the field, the sun being hellaciously bright, and all 6 or so of us snorting and trying to be quiet about giggling hysterically every time we fucked up.
Roddy you are drunk enough to be forgetting your pronouns. That is impressive.
mberan42:
Man, I wish I had a bottle of scotch right now. Maybe Glen Moray or Balvenie 12-year-old.
All I have is lame Smirnoff vodka. Totally not the same...
/sigh
Emaline:
Tonight sucks. I hate my fucking job. I've been depressed out of my skull for the past three days. My best friend hates me. I am going back to college and I am completely fucking broke.
I am going to get fucking wasted tonight.
Runs_With_Scissors:
I am not getting wasted tonight.
Last weekend I did, and made up stories with a friend which I then posted on myspace. At the time they were hilarious. They didn't seem that funny when I woke up though...And on monday I still had a wonderful hangover! I never drank like this until I joined these forums. Never drinking again.
Bad influence...
OK fine, we ran out of alcohol. Friday night now sucks.
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