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thelightguy:
Bad idea.

thelightguy:
Oh, and fuck AAA, seriously.  About the only thing they're good for is if you compulsively lock your keys in your car, and even then, your insurance company probably offers fair weather roadside assistance for cheaper that doesn't pretend to cover shit like winches and towing.

Call AAA because you need a winch out of a bog ten feet from a main road? Haha, not a chance.  Need a winch out of a snowbank?  Maybe when the snow melts.  Need a tow from a perfectly flat breakdown lane?  Oh, well our billing department has fucked up, so we're gonna charge you almost full price for this tow because our computers have you paying premium prices for basic service.  Fuck fuck fuck.

october1983:
If the thread you chose to post this in is any indication, maybe you would end up stuck in fewer snow banks and bogs if you drove sober!

thelightguy:
But where's the fun in that, huh?

thelightguy:
Wow, sarcasm right over your head.  You seriously think I drink and drive because I'm intoxicated and bitching about AAA being shit in a drunk thread while sitting on my couch.  At home.

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