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Metope:
This is one out of several similar conversations that took place last night:

Me: While your're in the kitchen, can you get me a glass of water?
Friend: Sure, here you go.
Me: Thanks, is this water?
Friend: No, it's gin & tonic with extra gin.
Me: Right, that'll do.


... Ow my head

Barmymoo:
Why did you check to see if it was water?

Metope:
Because I did not hear her turning on the tap at any point and there was no bottled water in that house.

Also she has a tendency of just handing me whatever she's drinking if I ask for something and then make herself a new drink afterwards.

greenMonkey:
holy fck my firnecd was on campus and dicedie that we were going to do tequila shot s and now I am pretty fucking drunk and I have not decided to edit this post so you get full drunken glory allrights.

scarred:
I like how at first it's full of typos, and then the spelling is pretty immaculate (up until the last word).

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