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Patrick:
He only sounds ridiculous to you because he used a slang term that isn't cmmon where you are. Seriously, if this is what you like to ridicule people for, getting a hobby might be something to look into.

tl;dr weak boarding.

Hat:
Tonight I engaged in frat boy shenanigans with the bouncers from my work and I have never been so pleased to be hit over the hit with a metal clipboard in my life. I think my favorite bouncer out of the lot is going drinking with us tonight (hospitality night woooooooooo) and my aim is to eventually punch on with him in a seedy parking lot.

Oh god why do I hate my brain so much.

Also Kieffer, the idea of "hitting" a bong is pretty ridiculous where I live. You can punch a cone, or rip a cone, or toke on a cone (toking on a cone is really what you do when you are too much of a sissy to pull it in one go and just sit there for two or three minutes trying to finish the job,) but I mean, stoner dialect is pretty variable, except if you said you were "hitting" a cone we would probably assume you were a cop. To be fair though, Australian drug slan is pretty ridiculous when observed objectively.

ScrambledGregs:
I am fairly drunk and feeling incredibly depressed about my life. I also don't remember making that last post in this thread, but then again, I drink too much at least twice a month and post stupid bullshit like that.

Emaline:
New life plan:

Drink every night.

SeanBateman:
Congratulations! You're 1 step closer to being me!

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