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Elizzybeth:
My parents were stoned in front of me so much when I was growing up, I don't think they would've noticed.  My mom started offering me pot for minor maladies (cramps, headaches, etc.) when I was about 15.  Now I smoke with them sometimes?

Ballard:
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Last night I went to The Abbey to have a celebratory beer with a friend. I had just finished my first day of college and he had signed a lease to move back to New York. One beer turned into three, then we decided to get a carafe of white wine. Before I knew it I was fucking plastered.

We took a cab somewhere and he dropped me off and somehow I got on the train and took it too far twice in opposite directions and then finally made it home two and a half hours later and passed out.

fuckin Tuesday

beat mouse:
Last night I was surprisingly drunk after 4 large beers and only one shot of jack daniels. I am confused by this and would like to know how this could have made me puke. Something is amiss!

scarred:
cancer

Patrick:
Drove stoned for the first time last night. I checked mirrors more frequently, used my turn signal at all appropriate times, and even pulled over and yelled at a dude for taking his seatbelt off. It was good shit.

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