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Thomas Edison:
Gonna get drunk on wine.

CLASSYDRUNK

Gemmwah:
ffffffucvk guys i h ave notb bebeen this drunk in about nine or ten months i an fucked so hard, jeez. tjere are boys in my house and i am opless and if one of them plays my copy of halo reach i will have to killl them

Allybee:
ally: it's just really lame that boys have never been into me like, ever.
friend: what? I wish I could say something to make you feel better.
ally: no, it's kind of just a fact at this point.
friend: some day a guy will realize that you're a wonderful person...
ally: but I want to be physically attractive!
friend: ... but you're such a great person.
ally: okay, cool, I look like shit but at least I have a great personality.
friend: I have to go. goodnight.




I hope we are still friends tomorrow

Allybee:
also I LOVE long trail ipa

Allybee:
I'm a jerk but I'm really fucking sick of hearing about how good my personality is

clearly it isnt even that great

but people have nothing else to say at this point

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