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Verergoca:
[size=120pt]FUCK YOU[/size]

Y'all are a bunchaduckwads!

LEARN TO GET PROPERDRUNK!

DUVEL SI WIN!

Stop faking shit!

"ooh, im so cool, i am moderately intoxicated!"

Piss off! Lightweights!

Come here, and ill pour you a Duvel!

Silly people, thinking its all cool to be drunk.

Hell, i cant believe i started this thread about something like a year ago, and that its still going.

Then again, it probably saves us from a pile o "oh, look at me, im so drunk, i need subtitles" threads, so i guess all is good.

Whaterver

Verergoca:
SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL

Excuse me for a fe minutes

Chrasstor:
Guys, I had 5 mouth-shots of Smirnoff Vodka that I found in my pantry like 20 minutes ago... Most of the bottle is gone now, and I feel a bit tipsy... But not a lot.

Maybe it's going to kick in soon though. Usually when I drink it takes longer for it to kick in for me than for my friends.

thegreatbuddha:
If you can spell moderately intoxicated correctly, you're doing it wrong.

Darkbluerabbit:

--- Quote from: Verergoca on 28 Nov 2007, 17:08 ---SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL

--- End quote ---

Psh.  You won't be saying that in the morning.  The toilet bowl is your friend.  Seriously, the best thing you can do when drastically hungover is to vomit.  I totally woke up on my parents' couch this Sunday, feeling like absolute shit, and tried to pretend like I was just really tired until I finally managed to sneak upstairs and throw up at 2 PM.  After puking, I felt fucking amazing.  I went for a 5 mile run, that's how awesome vomiting made me feel.  Puking is the best thing ever.  Sure, it's gross for a few minutes, but afterwards, all is well!

Okay, so that Saturday night was awful.  I walked around my hometown for like an hour because I couldn't remember where I parked my car.  That was a bad time.  Finally finding my car and sleeping in the backseat... FUCKING COLD.  At least I didn't drive, right?

Now it's Wednesday!  And I'm not sober!  Taking turns as DD is awesome.  I am pleasantly tipsy.  I am going to change into sweatpants now.  It's gonna be super and cozy.

I can spell moderately intoxicated no matter how drunk I am!  Sure, it may take me a couple of tries, but damnit, I will DO IT.   

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