Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 870275 times)

ZJGent · « **Reply #2750 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 06:28 »

I am hazy about the last half of last night, but my teeth are bleeding on one side of my mouth, from the gums, and my fingers hurt like buggery... i think i might have been in a fight, which is... perplexing.

And ohhh godddd my housemate is vaaacuuming
why why why are you vacuuming
vacuuming all over my hangover

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2751 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 20:38 »

bud + clipper city sampler = yesssssss

LeeC · « **Reply #2752 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 20:38 »

to the answer to the title of the thred: No worrie I am not sobre

Sythe · « **Reply #2753 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 22:16 »

Dear Drjunlk Thread,

What the fuck is with bogie taxes in the Northeast? I mean, even this Obama dude is pretending not ot smoke cigs because these prices are so fucking embarassing. I mean, really, on some real shit, what the fuck? Anyway, hey drunk thread, what's up? Deep? That's good. I'm going back to school in NH, I guess it will be okay. My stolen wifi is going in and out, but that's cool too. I;ma dedicate this next bowl to you, drunk thread, because you know what is up.

Aurjay · « **Reply #2754 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 22:46 »

I just got done with a 17hour work day. A nice big glass of bourbon and coke is about to make my day.

ummmkay · « **Reply #2755 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 02:29 »

dear not sober thread, i am 21 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2756 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 13:41 »

Last night, I was not driven to drink, but I did volunteer.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2757 on:** 23 Aug 2009, 07:04 »

woke up still drunk can't remember if I slept or not

phooey · « **Reply #2758 on:** 23 Aug 2009, 20:07 »

Why, I'm awesome even without the cocaine

(just kidding, crippling self doubt)

phooey · « **Reply #2759 on:** 23 Aug 2009, 20:36 »

Good thing that I was just bamboozling u, it's Sunday. That would be absurd.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2760 on:** 23 Aug 2009, 20:39 »

~~Sober~~ thread, you know how I woke up drunk? Yeah well that lasted most of the day. If at any point in the last 36 hours I was not drunk, I was stoned. One of my friends is a homebrewer now, so that's cool. Lost my ATM card (I actually lost it before the partying, I left it in the ATM). I am still collecting bits and pieces of the previous events. Fuck need sleep.

Also managed to get some acid for when my best friend gets back from Arizona. excited

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2761 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 06:12 »

Quote from: allison on 18 Aug 2009, 16:11

dill pickle chips.

Canadians

phooey · « **Reply #2762 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 06:24 »

I actually had them once at an involuntary trip to the Jersey Shore, and they are quite delicious!

TheCourtJester · « **Reply #2763 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 15:43 »

Lesson learned from weekend... Friends don't let friends wander around downtown Sacramento ripped on steel reserve, trees, and acid. Had the most epic game of elevator tag ever in a 6+ story parking garage though.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2764 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 13:41 »

BEEEEERS! I also played kickball, and injured myself quite badly (my left ankle, wrist, elbow and shoulder hurt, isn't it great how tough I am?). I will not be sober again until Monday.

Sythe · « **Reply #2765 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 22:59 »

Stealing Microbrew
Many times I say "I'm deep!"
How did I get home?

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #2766 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 10:27 »

Strip Pictionary.

(Three beers and a hard lemonade.)

Radical AC · « **Reply #2767 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 22:54 »

I just drank the last of the hard a my roomate and friend had. Now they are doing it elsewhere in the house and I am relegated to the internet. I'm thinking about cracking the wine though.

Living with my best friends on again off again gf has been like a drunken minefield.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #2768 on:** 29 Aug 2009, 16:18 »

Saturday night, whisky and vodka, time to go die in bed.

Aurjay · « **Reply #2769 on:** 29 Aug 2009, 16:44 »

PBR, rockabilly, Rat Fink Cars=good times

Cernunnos · « **Reply #2770 on:** 29 Aug 2009, 19:27 »

wikipedia + meebo + beer = a good saturday night

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2771 on:** 29 Aug 2009, 20:57 »

my dealer hooked me up with some 'super fire headfunk'

i don't know what this means

what does anything mean

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2772 on:** 29 Aug 2009, 21:05 »

Quote from: Jeans on 29 Aug 2009, 18:41

I was in meebo drinking whisky and talking about maths.

Except for the meebo, this is a typical night out with my fellow students. I need new friends.

sean · « **Reply #2773 on:** 29 Aug 2009, 21:13 »

sean it means yr v. high right now. thats all thats important.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2774 on:** 29 Aug 2009, 21:14 »

Wasteroo · « **Reply #2775 on:** 29 Aug 2009, 21:41 »

drunk and reading a friends copy of Twilight? i thought it would be hilarious but its honestly just pissing me off

Lise · « **Reply #2776 on:** 30 Aug 2009, 00:42 »

Oh man, on my plane flight to LA I sat across from a middle aged woman who was reading Twilight, and I was really tempted to ask her "WHY, just why" she would choose that above any other book.

Alcohol can't improve your experience of reading Twilight, but watching the Rifftrax version of Twilight while drunk makes for loads of laughs. It would probably be a hilarious drinking game (ex: take a shot every time Bella stutters or a vampire shows up in body glitter).

On another note, who here has actually streaked naked before? (After getting wildly drunk.. or just sober). I am (perversely) curious... teehee.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2777 on:** 30 Aug 2009, 17:15 »

i cycled home from a friend's house and i am far more intoxicated than i should've been because that was dangerous. it didn't help that my front light died so i had to stop in the middle of THE BLACKNESS to change the batteries to the ones that were in my camera and it was lucky i had those but GOD DAMN if that wasn't an amazing ride i had so much fun i just wish my headphones hadn't kept falling out it would've been even more amazing OH GOD!

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2778 on:** 30 Aug 2009, 20:42 »

Unfortunately I am sober though I did have a couple of beers earlier. But I just got back from two weeks in England and Scotland that mainly consisted of sightseeing until 4pm, then finding the nearest pub and trying every type of beer they had which I hadn't already consumed. Some favorites: Caledonian 80 bob and Duechars IPA, both brewed by Caledonian Brewery.

scarred · « **Reply #2779 on:** 30 Aug 2009, 20:50 »

Quote from: Lise on 30 Aug 2009, 00:42

On another note, who here has actually streaked naked before? (After getting wildly drunk.. or just sober). I am (perversely) curious... teehee.

Guilty

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2780 on:** 30 Aug 2009, 20:57 »

Quote from: Lise on 30 Aug 2009, 00:42

On another note, who here has actually streaked naked before? (After getting wildly drunk.. or just sober). I am (perversely) curious... teehee.

I have done so, through the neighborhood of someone I didn't know because we had gone to use that person's hot tub without her knowledge. That was an interesting night.

Quote from: Gemmwah on 30 Aug 2009, 17:15

i cycled home from a friend's house and i am far more intoxicated than i should've been because that was dangerous.

So, I biked home one night after accidentally getting drunk and totally wiped out. I didn't remember it, but the next day I woke up and my left arm was really scraped up.

I've tried to not be sober, but I didn't start early enough, and now it's time to go to bed if I'm to have a normal sleep schedule (which I desperately need going into next semester of classes).

Finin · « **Reply #2781 on:** 30 Aug 2009, 21:11 »

I better not be high. Wait. Oh no... I think I am high!

update for the sake of the fact that I am now very drunk off Dr. Mcgillicuddy's mentholmint schnapps

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2782 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 18:42 »

dropping acid sometime after next friday

sean · « **Reply #2783 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 06:50 »

yo doggs wanna share?

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2784 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 06:57 »

Nah, dawg, my best buddy is coming back from Arizona for a couple weeks and it's probably gonna be the last time the three of us do it (also my other best buddy is doing it with us).

A Shoggoth on the Roof · « **Reply #2785 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 20:53 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 23 Aug 2009, 20:39

one of my friends is a homebrewer now

guyssss. i tried this. it was agood idea

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2786 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 23:25 »

So depressed, but I shouldn't be, which makes me mad, so now I'm depressed, mad and DRUNK! At least I've got something to be happy about. Tomorrow will be better, seriously.

Reed · « **Reply #2787 on:** 04 Sep 2009, 23:31 »

Oh whiskey, you fickle temptress!

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2788 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 15:49 »

super fire headfunk + delirium tremens (the beer, not the condition) is pretty awesome

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2789 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 19:14 »

Delerium Tremens is definitely my favourite beer. Unfortunately, I'm drinking Blue Moon, because I have to get rid of a 12 pack of it.

addendum: Oh my god. I'm drinking Blue Moon. I can't do this any more. Someone find me some good beer, please!

Drill King · « **Reply #2790 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 23:25 »

WHAT THE FUCK DOPPELGANGER OF JOHNNY C YOU WERE RUDE AND DID NOT LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU INSTEAD MADE ME FEEL BAD YOU ASSFUCK

Drill King · « **Reply #2791 on:** 05 Sep 2009, 23:45 »

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE WATCHING BRAVEHEART

Finin · « **Reply #2792 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 01:23 »

So, I cleaned out the keif catch of my grinder today... good lord it has been too long, like mountains of yellow/green bliss.

Hat · « **Reply #2793 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 05:35 »

it is amazing how cut you can get on midstrength beer also I just found a cigarette lighter in my underpants

Hat · « **Reply #2794 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 05:36 »

Quote from: Drill King on 05 Sep 2009, 23:25

WHAT THE FUCK DOPPELGANGER OF JOHNNY C YOU WERE RUDE AND DID NOT LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU INSTEAD MADE ME FEEL BAD YOU ASSFUCK

have you noticed Johnny C has more doppelgangers than any other human being

Yayniall · « **Reply #2795 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 21:06 »

Ya'll gonna make me act a fool.
Up in hurr! up in hurr!

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2796 on:** 09 Sep 2009, 19:50 »

Gin! Gin gin gin gin gin gin GIIIIIIIIIIN! Martinis are for legit alcoholics. Real martinis, not the pretend ones.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2797 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 01:25 »

Now is an excellent time to compare preferred martinis. I like mine with dry, with extra olives. Just shy of a dirty martini, but without the brine.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2798 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 08:07 »

Dry, but not freakishly so (I used to, but that's back when I was known to drink gin from the bottle) and completely straight-up. No ice (of course), no fruit, no olives (I used to take olives, but then I started to realize they were the part I was dreading the whole martini). How about liquor preferences? I like Sapphire (standard) and Rogue (the same folks who make the fantastically interesting beer).

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2799 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 17:27 »

GUYS THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I AM POSTING HERE EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN DRUNK AND ON THE INTERNETS.

If I don't hith the bkachjspace evrey secncd lettre, my stypuing statrs ot look somehting like thissss.

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