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It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
SilentJ:
jhocking, your avatar is quite possibly the best thing I've seen in a while.
As of now I'm resolving to find something that tops that.
ElRodente:
--- Quote from: Johnny C on 26 Dec 2006, 03:26 ---Two resolutions
-Make with the sexings or at least find some manner of female consort.
-Play enough shows that people at university go "hey, there goes that dumbass that made a fool of himself at the exchange on the weekend! let's go see him next time he plays!"
--- End quote ---
even white boys got to shout!
- stop quoting "baby got back" at johnny C
- get into uni
- project 365
- update doodleblog more
- read more
- watch more movies
no girlfriend resolutions, don't really want one that much
the tree:
If I make enough resolutions, then maybe I might keep one of them.[*]Quit smoking tobacco because even if it is sexy and makes all the cool kids like me it costs money and makes me dead.
[*]Smoke less pot for similar reasons.
[*]Pass some exams, don't get kicked out of school, do some homework et cetera, et cetera.
[*]Dramatically reduce the amount of random people that I get off with for no real reason.
* If I must make out with random people, make sure that they are in an appropriate age bracket first.
[*]If they aren't, don't do it anyway.[/li][/list]
[*]Drink less when I am supposed to be learning.
[*]Do at least one grading in Kung Fu.
[*]Find someone cool who is on the Interwebs and meet them in meat-space so that I can prove that not all Interwebs people are evil.
[*]Buy my teachers more presents
[*]Get a job
[*]Give back the hat I stole.
[*]Do something really cool and memorable with my friends, possibly uber road trip.
[*]Learn to drive.
[*]Talk to the girl that I haven't been able to talk to since I saw her.
* Contribute to society and make people happy:
[*]Be a better teacher[*]Do more teaching[*]Find something else to do that is good.[/li][/list]
* Be more sexy:[*]Do some exercise so I can be sexy.
[*]Eat foods that don't make me ugly.
[*]Shave when I should rather than when I have to.[*]See a councillor or physiologist or someone who will deal with me being crazy.
[*]Do more chores and work out a regular basis upon which I will do said chores.
[*]Establish a close and meaningful relationship with someone (hah!)
[*]Learn a really cool skill.
[*]Smile at strangers more often.
[*]Have an awesome birthday party with lots of booze and pretty colours.
[*]Speak some French every now and again.
[*]Watch the occasional film, so that I can be down with the kids and involve myself in conversations.
[*]Be nicer to my niece, buy her a birthday present or something.
[*]Organise something really efficiently.
[*]Be better at teh Linux.
[*]Swim more and be better at it.
[*]Plant some trees and hug lots more.
[*]Convince as many hippies as I can to vote Conservative and as many Tories as I can to vote Green, just for jokes.
[*]Be less judgemental.
[*]Make people like me.
[*]Read a really cool book.
[*]Get out of bed even when there is no pressing reason to.
[*]Stop with the obsessive lying.
[*]Make a roof garden.
[*]Just say no, but not to anything in particular.
[*]Be awesome.
[/list][/list]
bainidhe_dub:
on an unrelated note, something interesting my stage management professor told us: people will only read the first seven items in a list, unless the seventh is funny. then they will read up to number ten.
Ladybug:
I read everything, and number seven wasn't that funny. Which I guess spoils his theory, or what?
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