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est:

--- Quote from: gabbly ---est: should i drink some tasty vodkas to dull my sunburn pain
est: is that an acceptable use of good vodka?
emilio: yes
est: ok
Cernunnos: yes it is a suitable use of vodka
emilio: there are very few nonsuitable uses
Cernunnos: what are they?
emilio: hmm
substitute for breast milk
est: unsuitable
emilio: yeah
--- End quote ---

guys, what are some other unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol?

Mnementh:
sexual lubricant, in the literal sense.

jhocking:
Surprisingly, rum is a bad choice for cleaning contact lenses. I figured the alcohol would be good for eliminating buildup on the surface, but I failed to consider the effect it would have on my eyes.

Cartilage Head:
 Child's cough medicine.

est:
vodka is an uncommonly bad substitute for blood plasma

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