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ampersandwitch:
Okay, so there aren't really any naked people on this thread, but does anyone DRAW naked people?  I know I do!  I take art classes every week with a real live naked person!  Boy, it's a bonding experience for the class, and I learned so much!
But, when artsy people get together to discuss figure drawing, it's never "oh, I learned so much."
It's "My model was so freakin awkward."
So, why don't we share our angst?
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My last nude model was hell-of awkward.   He seemed to be a nice guy when he walked in (if his shaven head and blank stare are to be overlooked), but as soon as he got naked, things got awkward.  I won't describe things with too much detail, but by the time the class was over, the model had managed to
1 break the podium on which he was posing (by trying to do a Spiderman pose on the wall and falling over when he couldn't get his balance)
2 talk a lot about his views on politics and those filthy homosexuals
3 get an erection that he was clearly straining to make go away.
The people who were there for it wished they weren't, but the people absent from the class sorely wanted to witness such a spectacle.

kokeyjoe:
At least if he was impersonating Spider-man, he did it by hopping around and not by... shooting his webbing.

Also, if he had an erection and then it went away, and possibly came back again later... would your pencil erasers be working overtime on your drawings, that class?

Edit:  I cannuh spell!

mberan42:
I guess it's better than drawing a read dead naked person.

KharBevNor:
I take extra life-drawing classes at college whenever I can. To be honest, any problems I have are normally with other people in the group (talking etc.) rather than the model: The arts institute has a pretty select cadre of life models, about 12 of them I think, a good few of which I know by name now, all of whom are consumately proffessional and some of whom havw worked as life models here for five years or more. One of them does have an enormous penis. Apparently last year, when he unrobed for the first time in front of a foundation group, one girl just said 'OH MY GOD' in complete awe, whilst the rest of the class was totally silent. My course leader claims its one of the funniest things he's ever seen. It is a pretty big willy. But he is a nice guy.

In fact, I did a drawing from an hour long lying pose in this evenings sessions, using coloured chalks and compressed charcoal on black paper (combinations of chalk and charcoal on black paper are my favourite method of drawing from life) that I am actually rather proud of. A definite inclusion in the portfolio. I was planning to post it up on here in its own thread with some other of my life drawings and invite others to post theirs if they had any, but I guess I will put it in this thread, as soon as I get a chance to photograph it.

magnanimusman:
i find it actually easier to draw nudes as opposed to clothed people.  I find semi-tight clothing the hardest.  Really loose clothing has predictable curves that make them easy to draw.  Nudes are rather volumetric so that has its own rules but like normal male clothing is a wierd mixture of both. 

A funny side note we had a 75 year old woman model.  Kind of like a naked person but in loose clothing all at once.

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