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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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daclam:
Sorry, I'm new.  I meant this to go in the weekly comic discussion thread in reaction to February 2nd's comic, but I don't seem to be able to post new topics there (?).

Anyway, I think between the comic and the thread topic I've said it all, just want to hear other people's opinions on what the best and/or worst (depending on whether you find the potential hillarity amazing) things to scream out during sex would be.

My personal favorite is "I want to eat our babies!" but After Hour's "Surrender, Dorothy!" and Something Positive's "Pikachu, I choose you!" are pretty close seconds.

:-P

sylvar:
My favorite is a quote from the television show that, let's face it, when you think of provocative, sexy television shows, is pretty much the burqa of the lot:

"Thank you, Staff Sergeant Dwight J. Morgan!"

Grimmy:
Some of my favorites:

Ooooh...you are SO much better at that than your little sister was. (insert brother if you are a female)

Lemme show you the move that got your dog to stop humping my leg...

Are you sure God approves of you touching me there father O'Connor?

Ill think of more later...its gonna be a long day.

Grimmy
just remembered this....

"The Bronco Buster position
When you are having sex with your woman in the doggy style position, you reach around and hold on to her breast and scream out her sisters name. The challenge is to try to stay on forat least eight seconds.

Cartilage Head:
"DAAAAMN Yogi!"

camelpimp:
My personal favorite:

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"

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