Topic: more reasons (not?) to pay attention to the brit awards (Read 5052 times)

Gridgm · « **on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:20 »

...i think this article speaks for itself

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/ozzy_osbourne_to_present_the_brit_awards_naked.html

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #1 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 20:46 »

who the fuck are the brit awards

IronOxide · « **Reply #2 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 21:21 »

It appears to be like the Grammys, but nobody's watching.

So I guess it's pretty much the Grammys.

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #3 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 22:09 »

I'm serious when I ask if it has anything to do with being British.

Caspian · « **Reply #4 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 23:45 »

bit of an alarmist title for what is otherwise a fairly boring article.

Spluff · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 00:41 »

Onoes, sleepwalking. Whatever shall we do?

Hat · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 00:43 »

Quote from: MusicScribbles on 19 Feb 2008, 22:09

I'm serious when I ask if it has anything to do with being British.

I'm more curious as to what this has to do with guitars.

Inlander · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 05:30 »

Ozzy Osbourne's penis is shaped like a guitar.

Joseph · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 08:38 »

After looking at the link, that article was a huge let down.

Thrillho · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 09:13 »

The Brit Awards are nowhere near the Grammies. For one thing the ceremony doesn't last TWELVE FUCKING HOURS.

They are to do with being British, but there are international categories as well.

As for the Brits, I've never taken them that seriously.

tomselleck69 · « **Reply #10 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 09:54 »

Ozzy Osbourne's penis is shaped like Tony Iommi's missing finger.

Thrillho · « **Reply #11 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 11:05 »

I won't even bother correcting that, because you probably don't care. The point is, that joke is a failure.

tomselleck69 · « **Reply #12 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 14:57 »

No man, I care. I'm sorry I let you down.

Please redeem Ozzy's cock in the eyes of the people.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #13 on:** 20 Feb 2008, 15:13 »

I'm glad I paid attention to the Brit Awards, i reckon Amy Winehouse was coked out of her head again, she was awful.

Johnny C · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Feb 2008, 08:20 »

Plus there was this.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 Feb 2008, 08:32 »

Yeeeah, that was hella cool.

Thrillho · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 Feb 2008, 12:08 »

Quote from: tomselleck69 on 20 Feb 2008, 14:57

No man, I care. I'm sorry I let you down.

Please redeem Ozzy's cock in the eyes of the people.

It's nothing to do with the part relating to Ozzy's cock. Tony Iommi is missing the tips of several fingers, not one whole finger.

tomselleck69 · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 Feb 2008, 13:22 »

Ohh okay. For some reason I had remembered him as having lost 2/3s of his ring finger, but yeah my instincts about his hand are all wrong. Immersion ruined.

I do non-sarcastically care about getting this fact right, thank you for dropping the knowledge.

blaha 41 · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Feb 2008, 14:32 »

Quote from: Gemmwah on 20 Feb 2008, 15:13

I'm glad I paid attention to the Brit Awards, i reckon Amy Winehouse was coked out of her head again, she was awful.

#1 person i want to party with. even her horrible music wouldn't stop me from tapping a vein with her.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 Feb 2008, 07:08 »

I'd never seen the Brits before, it reminded me of a school prizegiving that somehow turned into Strictly Come Dancing on acid. And Amy Winehouse was pitiable, she can be so amazing but she never is. Don't do drugs, kids.

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