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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #50 on: 27 Mar 2007, 00:20 »

Okay, guys, this is crucial:

would you see a band called "Astronaut Love Triangle"?

hmmm...no
the band anal cunt is fun!!!

I bet it is. Surprisingly, I would see a band names 'anal cunt' just to say I saw them. Same with almost every other band with an odd name in this thread. I dunno know why..I'm the same way with books too...
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #51 on: 27 Mar 2007, 02:56 »

I looked up Arctic Monkeys because I found out one of their EPs was called "Who the fuck are Arctic Monkeys."
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #52 on: 27 Mar 2007, 05:31 »

I remember we came up with a load of John Candy band names in gabblers.

I guess we should thank whoever made that 'everything is better when you replace a word with lions' rule that was also on gabbly.
Guys, every band name sounds better when you replace one of the words with the name of the tubby canadian actor, John Candy.
It all started when I wanted to name a band 'Just John Candy'.

JOHN CANDY FROM ABOVE
John Candy, and not you.
You will know us from the trail of John Candy?

I love taking duos and replacing one of the names with 'John Candy' because it makes me think John Candy ATE THE OTHER PERSON!

Long post made short: I would see any band with 'John Candy' in the name.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #53 on: 27 Mar 2007, 08:24 »

i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #54 on: 27 Mar 2007, 16:40 »

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

That is all.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #55 on: 27 Mar 2007, 20:04 »

i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.

Change your mind. Now. Wolfmother's awesome.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #56 on: 27 Mar 2007, 20:32 »

i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.

Change your mind. Now. Wolfmother's awesome.

Their name, however, is awesomely bad.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #58 on: 28 Mar 2007, 07:00 »

i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.

Change your mind. Now. Wolfmother's awesome.

oh, crappiness! it's too late now! the show's sold out.... ;_; what kind of music is it???

cool-name-bands:
Fishbone
Pedro the Lion
She Wants Revenge
The Weakerthans
ZeroMancer

(please don't shoot me for my choice in music!)
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #59 on: 28 Mar 2007, 09:33 »

Rudimentary Penii. They are actually a real band, something in the vein of Oi Polloi or Crass I think? I am not really into all that crusty/anarchopunk stuff, but I hear my housemates talking about it and they have remarkably silly names.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #60 on: 28 Mar 2007, 09:43 »

Question to whoever knows:

is there really a band called tokyo sexwale?? if so, are they any good?
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #61 on: 28 Mar 2007, 11:12 »

Fuck the Facts (Also, I love the fact that the name comes from a Naked City song)
Make a Change ... Kill Yourself

Grindcore bands and black metal bands always have such ridicously bad (awesome?) names.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #62 on: 28 Mar 2007, 12:51 »

JOHN CANDY FROM ABOVE
John Candy, and not you.
You will know us from the trail of John Candy?
JOHN CANDY OVERDRIVE
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #63 on: 28 Mar 2007, 14:06 »

JOHN CANDY FROM ABOVE
John Candy, and not you.
You will know us from the trail of John Candy?
JOHN CANDY OVERDRIVE

The JOHN CANDY Pornographers
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #64 on: 28 Mar 2007, 14:15 »

John Candy's Mistaken for Stars?
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #65 on: 28 Mar 2007, 15:44 »

Or is it John Candies Mistaken for Stars?
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #66 on: 28 Mar 2007, 21:49 »

I'm looking at naming a band Chain Smoke Wheel, Clear Sky Lightning, or Lost Wax.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #67 on: 28 Mar 2007, 22:21 »

i work at a movie store and occasionaly on the previews we're forced to brainwash the customers with, there will be a music video. a few months ago there was one of a band called 'Wolf Mother'. now two of my co-workers are going to see them in concert. i was a bit apprehensive, so i'm not going... well, that's it.

Change your mind. Now. Wolfmother's awesome.

oh, crappiness! it's too late now! the show's sold out.... ;_; what kind of music is it???

cool-name-bands:
Fishbone
Pedro the Lion
She Wants Revenge
The Weakerthans
ZeroMancer

(please don't shoot me for my choice in music!)

They're a pretty terrible band, Wolfmother. You didn't miss out on much.

I'm definitely a supporter of Panzer Division John Candy though. Freaking awesome.

others:

John Candy in the Northern Sky?

De Misteries dom Candy?

They're not as good as Panzer Division John Candy though.

I like Black Boned Angel though. Good band name. Not hilarious, but quite awesome.

Also: Jesu. Very apt.

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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #68 on: 28 Mar 2007, 22:52 »

A couple years ago I heard about a band called Panic! at the Disco, and thought the name was interesting so I decided to check them out.


Needless to say, I don't buy albums based on the band name anymore
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #69 on: 29 Mar 2007, 00:02 »


Make a Change ... Kill Yourself

Picked up a CD by these guys out of pure morbid curiosity based on the name and I'm so glad I did. Quality.

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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #70 on: 29 Mar 2007, 00:17 »

BROKEN JOHN CANDY SCENE
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #71 on: 29 Mar 2007, 03:14 »

JOHN CANDY CONFESSIONAL
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #72 on: 29 Mar 2007, 03:48 »

Have been meaning to check out 'Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly' based purely on their name.

Also there is a band called 'We're from Barcelona' who I'd like to check out, this is based purely on a weekend I spent in Barcelona and utterly feel in love with the city.


On a related note, couple of my mates are big into their heavy metal music, met them and their flat-mate in the pub one evening and they had been listening to 'My Dying Bride' before they came out, the flat-mate (a non-metaler) related this to me as "They were listening to some shite called 'My Aborted Child' before they came out."   Which I think could be the best black metal band name-ever.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #73 on: 29 Mar 2007, 03:51 »

NICK CAVE AND THE BAD JOHN CANDYS
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #74 on: 29 Mar 2007, 03:56 »



They're a pretty terrible band, Wolfmother. You didn't miss out on much.

I'm definitely a supporter of Panzer Division John Candy though. Freaking awesome.

others:

John Candy in the Northern Sky?

De Misteries dom Candy?



Under a John Candy Moon

Anthems to the John at Candy

In the John Candy Eclipse

Cold Candy for a John Age...

John Candy Is Strong And Always Near *


This game is awesome

*on a sidenote "Satan is Strong and Always Near" is a pretty bad ass name anyway.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #75 on: 29 Mar 2007, 04:32 »

The John Candy - It's simple and to the point.


Get John Candy, Wear Cape, Fly
The Flaming Jon Candy
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #76 on: 29 Mar 2007, 10:09 »

Explosions in the John Candy
A Silver Mt. John Candy
John Candy Wants Revenge
They Might Be John Candy
Godspeed You! John Candy

That's all I've got
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #77 on: 29 Mar 2007, 13:23 »

Death Cab for John Candy
John Candy Starship
John Candy and Sebastian
The John Candy Is...
John Candy Clearwater Revival
Hot John Candy Heat
Jimmy Eat John Candy
The Mighty Mighty John Candy
The Presidents of the United States of John Candy
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #78 on: 29 Mar 2007, 15:25 »

"John Candy Eat World" would have been better.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #79 on: 29 Mar 2007, 15:52 »

John Candy and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
John Candy Ate my Baby

...little inside. I know.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #80 on: 29 Mar 2007, 21:16 »

I can't decide which one I like better...

Oh No! John Candy!
John Candy! Oh My!
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #81 on: 29 Mar 2007, 23:18 »

John Candy Cult?
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #82 on: 30 Mar 2007, 10:28 »

John Candy Do Dallas
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #83 on: 30 Mar 2007, 10:47 »

The John Candy Escape Plan

Strapping Young John Candy
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #84 on: 30 Mar 2007, 11:35 »

Clap Your Hands Say John Candy
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #85 on: 30 Mar 2007, 12:40 »

Question to whoever knows:

is there really a band called tokyo sexwale?? if so, are they any good?

Did a goodle search on them http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&q=Tokyo+Sexwales I dunno if it helps any.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #86 on: 30 Mar 2007, 18:27 »

I think these are actual bands, and I would see them if possible:

Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome
Cosby You! Black Entertainer
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #87 on: 30 Mar 2007, 20:36 »

Cosby You! Black Entertainer

That's fucking brilliant.

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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #88 on: 30 Mar 2007, 20:51 »

I literally rolled on the floor laughing at Cosby! You Black Entertainer
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #89 on: 30 Mar 2007, 21:05 »

Cosby has the best name without a doubt, but I think Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome would be more fun to see live.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #90 on: 31 Mar 2007, 10:07 »

Fuck ... I'm John Candy

Wow, he must seriously hate himself.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #91 on: 02 Apr 2007, 18:53 »

There was a punk band here called 'Clitorus Allsorts' in the 70's. do they have liqorice allsorts in america? i dont know. if not thats probably the only reason they didnt make it over there..
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #92 on: 02 Apr 2007, 22:06 »

The John Candy Massacre
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #93 on: 03 Apr 2007, 01:36 »

Hung From Lamp Posts
Killer Bottlecaps
Shoes in a Microwave
Kitty Swingset
Wall in the Hole
Blue Picket Fence
Observing the World from the Foot of a Mountain
This Band Has a Googolplex Members

*Shrugs* I dunno... >_>
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #94 on: 10 Apr 2007, 17:48 »

The Show is the Rainbow.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #95 on: 13 Apr 2007, 09:25 »

I checked out Murder By Death because I thought their album "Like The Exorcist, With more Breakdancing" was incredibly hilarious. It was a really good call, as i've seen them live twice and they're one of my favorites, for sure.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #96 on: 18 Apr 2007, 19:51 »

I listened to Fuck because of their name. "These are not my Bongos" is a pretty awesome album title as well. They're okay.

yes everyone has I am sure. But I actually really like Fuck, well what I have heard.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #97 on: 19 Apr 2007, 01:15 »

I almost bought a CD at a flea market on Saturday because the band was named Corn On Macabre.
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #98 on: 20 Apr 2007, 00:15 »

I almost spent $18 on a The Flaming Sideburns album without even listening to it based on their name alone.

I decided against it and promptly forgot they existed until I saw this thread.

To google!
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Re: Bands that you would see because of their name.
« Reply #99 on: 20 Apr 2007, 06:17 »

My Aborted Foetus (John Candy)
John Candy Aborted My Foetus
John Candy and the Aborted Foetuses
Observations From John Candy And His Foetus
Foetus Candy
Aborted John
Candy John?
Foetus John.
John's Abortion

Yeah I'm out.
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