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fearghal

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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #100 on: 28 Apr 2007, 10:59 »

Haha, the emo domino effect.

eh?
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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #101 on: 28 Apr 2007, 11:34 »

just mentioning this bile of a group of people who decided to get together, throw up with out stopping for 5 mins at a time, then record it, makes me want to do the same.
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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #102 on: 28 Apr 2007, 23:17 »

oh....hehehe....im a dork. nice.
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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #103 on: 29 Apr 2007, 07:09 »

I'll still put my money on Icon of Coil.  Combichrist and the other off-shoots can be just as bad, but this...this is atrocious:

(excerpt from the song Android)
Time to change
I'm corrupted
Change my disk
Erase me, re-boot, delete
I've had enough
My trash bin is full
Now empty my head
Please give me the chance
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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #104 on: 29 Apr 2007, 09:48 »

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You're lying, Dan.

Geeez, that sounds like a sonnet by Pintsize.
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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #105 on: 29 Apr 2007, 11:36 »

I have a rod in my ass because I don't like the Bloodhound Gang?   :?

If they were just potty humor with good music, it'd be one thing.  But their actual music is godawful.  That's the main reason I don't like them.
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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #106 on: 29 Apr 2007, 15:31 »

OK another "worst and best" candidate (from "eviscerated bitch" by Dismember):

"a masterpiece of skinless art
 I'll sign it in your flesh
 Furiously ripping limbs apart
 My seed all over this mess"

BTW they CAN write very good lyrics. This, according to an interview I read, was a response to a censorship attempt aimed at a previous album.... the ingenious symbolism in the first two lines, then the embarassingly clumsy rhyme to it... it's just too much.
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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #107 on: 29 Apr 2007, 17:54 »

Quote
[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk

[Fergie]

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps

Check it out

I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and the Donna
Karan they be sharin'
All their money got me wearing fly
Whether I ain't askin
They say they love mah ass in
Seven Jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin
So I keep on takin
And no I aint taken
We can keep on datin',
Now keep on demonstratin'

My love my love my love my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump my hump my hump
My humps they got you..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending.. Ohhh

[Fergie]

Spending all your money on me..And spending time on me..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending.. Ohhh

[Fergie]

Spending all your money on me..
O-on me on me...

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk..

[Fergie]

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans

[Fergie]

I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps

Check it out

[Will.i.am]

I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya lets go
I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
Let's spend time not money
And mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky cocoa
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky
Riiiiide...

[Fergie]

They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always standin next to me
Always dancin next to me
Tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't
Pull on my hand boy
You ain't my man boy
I'm just tryna dance boy

And move my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front

My loving got you..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending.. Ohh..

[Fergie]

Spending all your money on me..and spending time on me..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending.. Ohh..

[Fergie]

Spending all your money on me..uh on me on me..

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk

[Fergie]

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside your jeans

[Fergie]

I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk

[Fergie]

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt

[Fergie]

I'ma make make make make you work
Make you work work make you work

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending..

[Fergie]

Ohh..Spending all your money on me..and spending time on me..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending..

[Fergie]

Ohh..Spending all your money on me..uh on me on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real x17
It does not get worse than "My Humps".
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Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
« Reply #108 on: 29 Apr 2007, 21:07 »

I believe we have a winner.
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