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Number17:
It's been very well known that the last Harry Potter book will be released at the same time as the movie. You may or may not be a fan and that doesn't bother me. However, after stemming through some Harry Potter forums, fansites, and various other places is has been well know that there were sections to the novel that was leaked.

One man, David Thorne, of Hatfield, England has managed (among a few choice others) to get an early copy of the book. He created a website dedicated to the spoilers with pictures of the book and pages where the spoilers were at. However, the site has since been shut down and I cannot find ANYWHERE that has pictures of the pages. The website was http://thehpspoiler.dav.org/ however you wont find anything at all there.

However, I did manage to save every spoiler in a text based form. I can't really provide anymore proof beyond what I can tell you above and I know that a lot of you are going to not believe me, but I feel like doing this topic anyway.

Don't read beyond this point if you don't want the book ruined for you:

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SPOILERS!

-Hogwarts is barely able to be reopened with Prof. McGonagall as the acting headmaster. However, the halls feel very empty as many wizard and muggle parents are afraid to have their children enrolled in the dangerous school. Harry Potter does not return so the story is about him and what his friends are doing at the school.

-Ginny Weasley begins dating again much to the anger and frustration of Ron and Hermione who think she is betraying Harry.

-There is a rough scene in the book that sort of implies that Ron and Hermione have had sex during the summer however it's been revealed that it doesn't go beyond just how awkward they act around each other a little while after school starts.

-Voldemort supporter's attacks have increased over the years to the point where Muggles are becoming very suspicious about the attacks.

-All and any Quiddich has been banned for the saftey of the students. However, there are secret practices going on through the night.

-Defense against Dark Arts is heavily needed with McGonagall herself teaching it.

-It turns out that R.A.B is Regulus Arcturus Black.

-Harry searches out and finds all of the Horcuxes and destroys them weakining Voldemort. However, there is still one left that has not been destroyed.

-It is revealed that Snape did not want to kill Dumbledore, but knew what he had to do. Harry battles with him, but loses horribly. Snape decides to teach Harry if he is ever really going to kill the Dark Lord whilst playing his part. He is later killed when Voldemort, all this time, knew that Snape was a double spy.

MAJOR SPOILERS:

-It is revealed at last that in the final desperation before Voldemort was destroyed the first time that he put the other bit of his soul in Harry Potter's scar. Harry Potter is the last and final Horcrux. Harry, thinking he has the upper hand, tells Voldemort that he cannot kill him because he is the final horcrux. However, Voldemort taunts him revealing another trophy he has and says, "I can afford to lose one more," before engaging in a wizards battle with Harry.

-Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and several others are fighting the dark wizards. Ron gets struck by an Avada Kedavra spell and is killed in the process.

-In the final battle Voldemort gets the upper hand and begins to slowly torture Harry with various spells. Draco Malfoy finally seeing what the dark side really is like hits Voldemort with a weak spell. Harry, finally free, his Voldemort with a forbidden spell killing him. His scar fades away and Voldemort melts into dust and smoke.

-Harry attends Ron's funeral comforting a weeping Ginny and Hermione as he decides to live his life to the fullest with his friends. He would always remember them and all the good times they have. He is celebrated as the one who destroyed Voldemort, but cannot live with such fame like that. He decides to go off on is own for a while. Not before telling Ginny he will come back for her. It hints that he will come back later to finish his last year at Hogworts.

ThePQ4:
...I won't believe any of it until
1. It's on Leaky Cauldron
2. The book comes out.

Sorry, you just don't have enough cred. And some of that stuff is like major "Duh". Jeez. I mean, -course- Snape didn't kill Dumbledore because he -wanted- to... gawd. Any braniac knows -that-!  :roll:

Dimmukane:
Pics or it didn't happen.  And not to be mean or anything, but only a complete dick would post spoilers that huge on a message board.  You should have said you'd PM someone the details (if anyone had the gall to believe you anyways).  And the Snape is good theory has been tossed around for quite sometime, and I'm pretty sure JK Rowling has dismissed it at least once.

J.K. Rowlings' websites' rumor section states that quidditch is continuing under a new captain with two new beaters...wouldn't this mean a captain had to be appointed?

ThePQ4:
Hey, hey, hey now...do -not- dismiss the Snape-is-good theory. I will -live- by that until I -die- (even if I am wrong...he is GOOD damn it!!)
The other 'duh', I've got to say is the Regulus thing. I mean, it's pretty blantly obvious...as is Ron dying --although, I am hoping for a suprise (HermioneHermioneHermione!) on that front.
Oh spoilers and rumors are so much fun.
And I don't read J.K. Rowling's website Dimmukane, so I can't really say anything about the Quidditch situation... I think I've heard that there isn't any Quidditch in the last book at all though (very disappointed in that).

...Why can't we all just be patient for the book and wait? What is up with so-called "fans" trying to ruin everything for other "fans"? I mean, I love spoilers and crap just as much as the next person, but seriously... Gosh.

Oh, another thing (besides us needing spoiler tags...), this could have been posted in the Deathly Hallows thread that has been ongoing. --I'm fairly certain I haven't seen you in the I'm New section yet, Number17 so I suggest you make a pit stop there if you're going to stick around the fourm.

Number17:
Okay, you guys are very smart.

Not that it matters much but I'm trying to spread the rumor around to various places that Harry Potter has finally been spoiled. I've already employed this through various e-mails, myspace, and other forums with people ACTUALLY believing it.

Most of this is just fan speculation confirmed, a little twist I put in there, and goofing around (the sex thing should have thrown most people off). While, I could go around every forum I know and ask people to spread this rumor around and maybe convince someone to do a very nice photoshop, I figured it would be easier to go on with the lie.

I know I have no evidence or websites so my goal really is just to REALLY try to sell it. I mean I want to sell it really hard so I can get most gullible goofs out there to believe it. I want it to become something of a spectacle. How is it that Harry Potter can be spoiled so early? Impossible, but there will be those out there who will believe this. In fact I encouraged the other people who spread this out to add on to whatever subject I didn't touch. However, to make it believeable. This is why I am using such a small group to help out doing this.

At first it was just a little joke, but I wondered how good I could do it to convince people. Apperently I've convinced so much so far that they are already making phrases similiar to "SNAPE KILLS DUMBELDORE" such as:

-RON DIES LMFAO
-DEATH EATER KILLS RON
-RON DIES AFTER SEX WITH HERMIONE
-RON TAPS HERMIONE


It's gotten good enough to where people are spreading it around in chat and various other places:

noodlesboy111 (9:21:01 PM): holy shit
noodlesboy111 (9:21:10 PM): I found the plot for the new harry potter book
noodlesboy111 (9:21:13 PM): link
noodlesboy111 (9:21:29 PM): RON DIES
-------------- (9:21:54 PM): what!?!?!
noodlesboy111 (9:22:13 PM): CLICK LINK FOR HARRY POTTER SPOILERS
--------------- (9:22:48 PM): how do you know this is true?
noodlesboy111 (9:22:57 PM): sounds reasonable
noodlesboy111 (9:23:01 PM): credible person
noodlesboy111 (9:23:09 PM): lots of detail
---------------- (9:23:36 PM): wow thats sad

So maybe you all want to be part of this.

Maybe you want to ruin my fun of spreading this rumor. Who knows?

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