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PIRATES!!! (3!)
Dimmukane:
--- Quote from: Johnny C on 04 Jun 2007, 12:11 ---
oh i'm sorry for wanting a movie to develop its plot based on its characters and setting and previous events rather than just having plot twists for the sake of padding a movie out to two hours so that filmgoers don't feel like jerry bruckheimer stole their ten bucks and then gave their mother a golden shower
yeah my bad a plot is too much for me
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Could be worse...the movie version of Dead or Alive comes out relatively soon. That movie won't even have plot twists, only high kicks by asian girls in short skirts and tight tops. And Jaime Presley, doing the same.
SilentJ:
I am sorry to report that I hit a new level of nerdy while watching this movie.
During the scene at Shipwreck Cove when everybody starts fighting and Elizabeth is like "This is madness!" and then Johnny Depp is like "This is politics." I stood up and yelled "THIS...IS... SPAARTAAAA!" and kicked a railing.
The audience lol'd.
the_shankmaster:
--- Quote from: Lunchbox on 27 May 2007, 05:47 ---The dandy French Pirate Lord.
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French Privateers ftw.
My comments on the movie:
I was pretty pissed that Norrington got so little screen time. After I started hating Jack Sparrow's guts in the second movie, Norrington stepped in to take his place as my favorite Pirates character of all time, and he was totally gypped in this one.
Am I the only one who wanted Davy Jones and Calypso to live happily ever after?
Oh, and Elizabeth is a ho.
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: Dimmukane on 04 Jun 2007, 20:59 ---Could be worse...the movie version of Dead or Alive comes out relatively soon. That movie won't even have plot twists, only high kicks by asian girls in short skirts and tight tops. And Jaime Presley, doing the same.
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And yet unlike Pirates 3 this film will not gross $635 million in its first weekend.
Dimmukane:
But I'm guessing it'll make around $400 million if it opens in Japan.
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