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StaedlerMars

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The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« on: 16 Jul 2007, 12:56 »
I was wasting time with stumble-upon, and came across this:

worst album covers ever

These things are if anything interesting.


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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #1 on: 16 Jul 2007, 16:49 »
Talking Heads' Remain in Light has the worst cover ever. Front and back.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #2 on: 16 Jul 2007, 22:05 »
Awesome album cover:



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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #3 on: 16 Jul 2007, 23:02 »
Tommy, I thought number 33 would've been a top-rated album cover...
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #4 on: 17 Jul 2007, 04:51 »
You back the fuck off of Devastatin' Dave. Fuck you, man.

GIS "Manowar album cover"

Also, Tommy, I think your list is broken. It included Lovedrive, which as we all know, is one of the best album covers ever.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #5 on: 17 Jul 2007, 09:06 »
Quote from: Inlander on 16 Jul 2007, 16:49
Talking Heads' Remain in Light has the worst cover ever. Front and back.

You couldn't be more wrong. It's not a bad cover, and it's certainly not the worst cover ever.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #6 on: 17 Jul 2007, 09:16 »
No, I am almost positive that Remain In Light has a terrible cover.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #7 on: 17 Jul 2007, 09:41 »
Because it's true.

This one has a really funny title, but the one below disturbs me.



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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #8 on: 17 Jul 2007, 10:25 »


There couldn't possibly be a better album cover than a motorcycle made out of a guitar. I call shenanigans on the whole damn list.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #9 on: 17 Jul 2007, 15:04 »
You've gotta love 'ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD!'
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #10 on: 18 Jul 2007, 09:45 »
All My Friends Are Dead sound really catchy and up-beat!










(I'm not serious for people who don't understand sarcasm)
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #11 on: 18 Jul 2007, 09:50 »
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #12 on: 18 Jul 2007, 17:06 »


Hells yes this is a world I want to live in.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #13 on: 18 Jul 2007, 18:04 »
This one looks like some high school art.




It also disturbs me(though, less than the chick one) because the bed seems to have eaten his feet.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #14 on: 18 Jul 2007, 18:07 »
That looks like a Xiu Xiu album cover.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #15 on: 18 Jul 2007, 18:11 »
It vaguely reminds me of this one.
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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #16 on: 18 Jul 2007, 18:23 »
that's pretty weird. I think that one wins.

what's he doing naked with a baby in his bed?

What makes it weirder is that the title of the album is 'a promise'
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Quote from: Lummer on 28 Dec 2009, 16:14
Expect lots of screaming, perversely fast computer drums and guitars tuned to FUCK

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Re: The Worst Album Covers Ever Created
« Reply #17 on: 23 Jul 2007, 22:22 »
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