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Lazer:
ARGH GOD SO AWESOMELY BADASS AND EPIC AND JESUS CHRIST SO MANY EXPLOSIONS.

My testicles were at LEAST twenty sizes larger when I left the theaters after seeing this. I mean for fucks sakes he rides a fucking jetplane. I could go on about all the awesome stuff that happens in this movie, but the list would be so long I don't think I could fit it in one post, so we'll just leave it at "wow that was rad."

So yes in other words this movie reached nigh perfection and completely blew the bar out of the water for what action movies should be. I was very relieved too, considering I'm a big fan of the old movies, I really didn't want this to suck shit.

SPOILERS BELOW:



SO SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN why it being pg-13 doesn't stop them from dropping a guy into a bone grinder, but John McClain can't say Yippe Kai Yay Mother Fucker? ArkjahgkjHASF hate.

Cartilage Head:
 If he doesn't say motherfucker then what does he say after Yipee-Kai-Yay?

0bsessions:
Yipee-Kai-Yay-maternal-fornicator?

Orbert:
Typical MPAA stupidity. You can shoot people, blow them up, basically kill them in all kinds of creative ways, but you can't swear too much or show boobs because that's only for grown-ups.

Will:
Yippee-kai-yay, Mr. Falcon

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