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Bad Dudes: The Movie
ImRonBurgundy?:
I have decided that this movie needs to be made, and that I want to be the one to make it. For those of you who have no idea what Bad Dudes is, look here.
I've been playing around with dialogue, but I haven't gotten very far, as I made this decision only about twenty-five minutes ago. I have decided, however, that a good chunk of the dialogue should revolve around the phrase "I'm bad" and variations thereof.
THUG: [On the ground, Bad Dude 1's foot at his throat] W-Why are you doing this?
BAD DUDE 1: 'Cause I'm bad! [He crushes the thug's throat]
BAD DUDE 2: That was pretty bad, dude!
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[BAD DUDE 1 has just finished beating up an entire bar full of guys. A Secret Service agent in a bomber jacket and sunglasses approaches]
SECRET SERVICE: Hey, you!
BAD DUDE 1: Yeah, what?
SECRET SERVICE: President Ronnie's been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
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[SECRET SERVICE and BAD DUDE 1 approach]
SECRET SERVICE: The president's been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude--
BAD DUDE 2: Yes.
[BAD DUDE 1 and BAD DUDE 2 size each other up for a moment. Then BAD DUDE 1 smiles and they clasp hands]
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SECRET SERVICE CHIEF: I don't know what Sgt. Bane was thinking when he recruited you two, but you're completely out of line here!
BAD DUDE 1: What's the matter, chief? Too bad for you?
[BAD DUDE 2 uppercuts the chief, who flies out of his chair and through the window]
As for casting decisions, I haven't made any, except that James Brolin should probably play President Ronnie. Failing that, Bruce Campbell.
thehoopiestfrood:
Cartilage Head:
They aren't bad enough dudes. They are just bad boys.
Tagline-
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SEE THIS MOVIE
Mr. Pink:
When punched, the bad guys (not bad dudes) should yell "BARF".
HPPH:
This is not River City Ransom! Oh my goodness... this would be fantastic if nothing else because it would have Karnov somewhere in the movie.
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