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[Chill]

Well, my last thread about lyrics failed because everyone has extreme opinions about The Mars Volta. So, to partially continue where the "Lyrics Comprehension" thread left off, this thread is dedicated to songs with totally fucked up lyrics.


User-Created nonsensical lyrics for the express purpose of comparing ones self to said bands are 100% acceptable.

[Misereatur]

This is a good idea Tommy, the other thread was a step away from name calling.

As for lyrics:

Moonlight on Vermont affected everybody
Even Mrs. Wooten well as little Nitty
Even Lifebuoy floatin'
With his lil' pistol showin'
'n his lil' pistol totin'
Well that goes t' show you what uh moon can do
No more bridge from Tuesday t' Friday
Everybody's gone high society
Hope lost his head 'n got off on alligators
Somebodies leavin' peanuts on the curbins
For uh white elephant escaped from the zoo with love
Goes t' show you what uh moon can do
Moonlight on Vermont

 

Well it did it for Lifebuoy
And it did it t' you
And it did it t' zoo
And it can do it for me
And it can do it for you
Moonlight on Vermont

 

Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Don't gimme no affliction
Dat ole time religion is good enough for me
Uh it's good enough for you
Well come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Come out t' show dem
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
It's good enough for me
Without yer new affliction
Don't need yer new restrictions
Gimme dat ole time religion
It's good enough for me
Moonlight on Vermont

[StaedlerMars]

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
Shell make ya breakfast
Shell make ya toast
She dont use butter
She dont use cheese
She dont use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline

maybe not incomprehensible, but still... what the &*(% ?

also... probably any beastie boys song.

[camelpimp]

I would imagine the Polysics would belong here. Wouldn't it be a kick in the pants if they didn't?

[tomselleck69]

while the atmosphere is calm, before this just snowballs into a hate-fest, let me contribute: everything that chris cornell has ever written


hahaa it has been said, it can't be unsaid!!

[Chill]

"Two headed boy"

[KharBevNor]

Crotchduster - Jogging in Hell

You thought it was a toothbrush
But it was a flashlight
Broke out all your teeth
In the middle of the night

When I was a boy
When I was a man
Supercalaspacteoneunifonican
Eating in a boat
Dying in a dream
Jaking in a magic land
That's made from shiny teeth
40 little girls and boys
Eating all their siblings toys
Waiting for a train inside
A russian immigration tank
Craving unpubescent narcoleptic
Peeled and sauted shrimp
I'm feeling kind of nausious
Cause your mama was a pimpy man

Now I'm a toothless shitbag
But I can see at night
I hope aliens impregnate me
With a clone of wayne newton

Who is senator williams
What has he done for me
4 hits of bubble bath
Laced and cut with cheese
Pasteurized with milk
Sedated with the danish
Cinnabun has just begun
To take over your teeth

Crotchduster - Cain Sings the Blues

My pants is tight
And my balls is long
My o is itchin
From this camel hair thong
My legs is sweaty
And my mind is too
Skip skiffington
Is the last angry jew
My hands is hairy
And my sight is gone
Because my willy's been
Inside your mom
When I was 52 I had 3 balls
I bury living cats inside my walls

Girls are screaming
Boys are crying
Uncle teddy's fish are dying
I got gonorrhea when I
Butt fucked a dead armadillo
Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter
Beat the shit out of your brother
Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy

[Jim's insightful speech:]
So the other day, I went to go pay cash for my brand new Lexus
And the rims I ordered, they put the wrong fuckin rims on
It's like when I'm going into a restaurant to eat
I can't sit down without some son-of-a-bitch kid coming up to me
And saying "Hey! Sign this! Sign this!"
Why don't you sign my cock you little bastard
I'm trying to eat a fuckin meal here
I don't care if you buy my records
Get the fuck out of here before I punch your cock
I'm sponsored by Adidas
And what do I give a fuck if little philipino kids work for 15 cents a year to make these god damn shoes
They look great!
You put on a pair of Adidas and a brand new fuckin fur coat and you are stylin'
And let's face it, that's what this business is all about
STYLE!
I mean listen to these guitars, they sound like shit
Me and Jimmy made this up in a half an hour
You don't have to be any good to do this
Kiss my belly button from the inside

Gangleosis streaming dreams
Woke up in a box of beans
Wizards dragons demons blizzards
Stuff your rectum full of gizzards
Beavers in my ssl
I condemn them all to hell
Drinking beer out of your ass
Fuck your mom with broken glass
I hope mom will be home soon
So I can get some tasty poon
Shoots and ladders getting fatter
Puppy soup is not for me
Williamsburg upon the wall
Who says williams best of all
I'll throw liquid on your console
If I don't take my haldol

[Beautiful Maladies]

"Two headed boy"

I don't really find this song, or any of Jeff Mangum's lyrics, to be particularly "nonsensical". I would call it abstract, and I would call it surreal, but I think that it absolutely has something behind it, like most poetry.

As a note, if you haven't heard the loose "concept" behind In the Aeroplane, I recommend it completely. I think that its summed up on the Wiki page. Most of the songs wont seem as nonsensical afterwards.

[Chill]

Well, I love the CD but I have never really spent any time deciphering through the words at all. But I will check out that wiki page.

[MadassAlex]

I hope aliens impregnate me
With a clone of wayne newton

I AM A VIKING


and I approve.

[Chill]

I hope aliens impregnate me
With a clone of wayne newton

I AM A VIKING


and I approve.

I really hope that's a new song coming out, made by you.