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Edith:
On my forum rating scale, Kieffer scores a 6 out of a possible 10. My scale ranks people on the following criteria:
Niceness (4 points)
Boarding Strength (4 points)
Physical Attractiveness (1 point)
Avatar/Username (1 point)

Your individual criteria scores are as follows:
Niceness: (1/4)
You have the potential to be a very nice person. On rare occasions, you display thoughtfulness toward others and genuine concern for other forumites. However, those occasions are few and far between. Most of the time you act like a huge douchebag. You tend to judge people too quickly, and you fail to display empathy. You don't pay attention to the pain of others. You are also incredibly arrogant.

Boarding Strength: (3.5/4)
In general, your posts are so over-the-top that they are hilarious. Your posts are original in content, and they consistently stir up excitement. Anyone who were to attempt to imitate you would be banned from the forums in a heartbeat, but it works for you.  In addition, you are a hardworking participant in the forums: your ratings thread must have taken a fair amount of time and thought. You should pay more attention to proper spelling and grammar, though.

Physical Attractiveness: (.5/1)
I find you neither especially attractive nor repulsive.

Avatar/Username: (1/1)
You have so many! Who can keep them all straight?
That said, they are often amusing. Except for the NSFW one; that wasn't funny. But I'm willing to let it slide just this once.

morbid79:
I said I wouldn't.  I guess I lied.

Niceness - 0/4
For every "nice" thing you have done, you have turned around and killed it in such short order that it is as if it didn't happen.  I'm not sure if that is because of who you are trying to be online, or if you just have some sort of borderline personality disorder.  I lean towards the former, since you don't seem to be such an asshat in reality.

Boarding Strength - 2/4
While you are very prolific, I'm pretty sure I would have banned you by now.  I know I have tried to, at any rate.

Physical Attractiveness - 0.5/1
You aren't bad looking, but at the same time I don't feel threatened by you.  If I did, you'd get full marks.  Sorry.

Avatar/Username - 1/1
Well, I had to give you full marks somewhere, right?

Grand total - 3.5/10

Edith:
By the way, there are two rules for this thread:

1. You may use my scale or come up with your own.

2. If you post in here, you better not whine about it if Kieffer is brutally honest with you in return.

morbid79:
Too lazy to do anything on my own.

Cernunnos:

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