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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
mooface:
i think we did something like this already, but i wanna do it again. i want to see all the lamest jokes that you know. except for dead baby jokes and yo mama jokes because seriously come on guys you can do better than that.
here are some jokes to start off!
Q what is the difference between a one-winged bird and two-winged bird?
A it's a matter of a pinion!
Q what is brown and sticky?
A a stick!
Q how do pirates communicate?
A by sea-mail!
okay now your turn, go!
Eris:
Q How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A Two, but God Knows how they go in there in the first place!
Runs_With_Scissors:
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white cat falls in the mud
End of joke
Wasn't it funny?
No, seriously, someone told me this joke... I might have actually laughed at some point
Tactical Error:
What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?
Helliphino.
Jimmy the Squid:
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a tomato.
Why did Kevin fall off his bike?
Kevin was a goldfish.
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