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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD
Jimmy the Squid:
As far as I can tell dead baby jokes are told by people who want other people to be thinking "omg this guy/girl is so out there and crazy because they just told a joke about dead babies! How cool and subversive!!" The short version of that is that I think you're a tool.
bryanthelion:
"Knock Knock
Whoes there?
9/11"
worst joke ever
supersheep:
--- Quote from: JimmytheSquid on 22 Aug 2007, 00:19 ---As far as I can tell dead baby jokes are told by people who want other people to be thinking "omg this guy/girl is so out there and crazy because they just told a joke about dead babies! How cool and subversive!!" The short version of that is that I think you're a tool.
--- End quote ---
I only ever tell dead baby jokes to people who have that sense of humour - telling them to people who dislike them is dickish, telling them to people who find them funny, brilliant. I met a girl once by telling her dead baby jokes. We went out for a year.
0bsessions:
This doesn't translate nearly as well unless spoken aloud in his stereotypical accent:
Arnold Schwarzenegger walks into a shoe store. He walks up to the clerk and demands, "I am looking for a size fourteen Puma."
The clerk responds, solemnly, "I'm sorry sir, we're sold out. We do have them in a Nike, though."
Arnold yells angrily, "IT'S NOT A PUMA!"
mberan42:
Hehe, that one is pretty damn good, actually.
The one that starts this page, not so much.
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