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Faker:
Well if telling ya'll about the Bratz movie wasn't enough to label me as a barer of bad news, this should just about do it....

From empireonline.co.uk

In news to make even the most fervent question their faith in the Almighty, it's been announced that Ace Ventura 3 is going into production on September 17, with a story centred on Jim Carrey's original character's young son, to be played by Josh Flitter

Yes, that's right - we're supposed to believe that someone let Ace Ventura impregnate her. But that obstacle to the willing suspension of disbelief aside, the rest is nothing you haven't heard before - Ace Junior is following in his father's footsteps by becoming a seventh-grade pet detective, when his mother is arrested for the theft of a baby panda. That, naturally, leaves Junior to track down the missing cutie pie, find the real thieves and clear his mother's name.

Josh Flitter, soon to be seen in both Licence To Wed and Nancy Drew, is playing the lead, with David M. Evans (director of The Sandlot and The Radio Flyer) directing. The script's by newcomers Justin and Jason Heimberg and Jeff Sank. No word yet on whether Carrey will cameo as Ace himself, but our advice? Don't hold your breath.

Inlander:

--- Quote from: Faker on 17 Jul 2007, 04:52 ---Jeff Sank.

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Hehehe. That's a funny name.

Jimmy the Squid:
Well, they made a Son of the Mask film which was a rousing failure, so obviously this piece of shit, which to my mind does not even qualify as a sequal, will be a piece of cinematic excrement the likes of which no man will be prepared for.

Orbert:

--- Quote from: Inlander on 17 Jul 2007, 05:08 ---
--- Quote from: Faker on 17 Jul 2007, 04:52 ---Jeff Sank.

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Hehehe. That's a funny name.

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That made me laugh. Which is probably one more laugh than I would get from this entire movie.

Johnny C:
Not as much as he likes irreparably destroying the planet.

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