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Kid Nation - WTF
mooface:
Okay, I am sure most of you have already heard of this abomination already. Inspired by Something Awful's article (and because I am bored at work) I decided to look up these kids' bios. This was a bad idea as now my mind is confused and my soul is weeping. Here, for your benefit, are some of my "favorites":
Alex
Quote: (What world leader do you admire?) Al Gore. I read the book 'The Inconvenient Truth' which helped me understand the importance of global warming. I admire the fact that Al Gore has committed himself to champion this worthy cause.
At the age of 9 this kid has a better vocabulary than most 16 year olds. This would be great except that I think his hippie mom made his web page for him.
Blaine
Quote: (What's your favorite TV show?) Kid Nation! Ha, ha, ha!
I want to punch this kid in the face.
Brett
Quote: (Who are your best friends?) John, Jack, Jackson, Zack.
I have the feeling he made up his "best friends'" names on the spot.
Greg
Quote: (How would you change the world?) I wouldn't.
Umm... aren't you a little too old to be on Kid Nation? Because the teenage apathy sure shows through on your profile.
Madison
Quote: (How would you change your neighborhood?) Trying to get them to stop littering. The neighbors always throw trash into our yard.
Since when have 11 year olds started camwhoring? Every picture on her profile is a myspace shot, and she is not even pretty enough for that.
Okay that is enough from me. My heart is beginning to shrivel up inside of me. But I am sure you guys can go look at the rest on your own! It'll be fun, I promise!
0bsessions:
Dude, come on. That's not funny. We JUST bought you one from the other site. At least wait until your birthday you greedy, Christmas loathing pagan.
Johnny C:
I'm going to start up a pool to bet on which episode Greg first calls one of the other kids a "fag."
ForteBass:
Johnny, I'm putting 10 bucks on episode 2.
ampersandwitch:
Haven't any of these people read Lord of the Flies? These kids will end up eating each other because the show wasn't kind enough to supply the pigs.
--- Quote ---TAYLOR: Can you believe Taylor can out burp her daddy? Learn more about this surprising kid now.
--- End quote ---
I have no hope for the future/other people named Taylor.
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