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[pentaen]

hey QC forums,

My band and a few friends have decided to create a "band" to play at the pathetic local youth night at the Trocadero in Phily. It will be in a great addition to every other band there that will be some of the worst emo scum you will ever hear. Stuff like,
  As i lay dying in the cold bloody night in october thinking about make-up and my valentine........

We settled on the name and theme of Tyrannosaurus Fuck.
Basically, we have been writing and recording Metal songs about the prehistoric times. We have a few but we were wondering if any of you had any ideas about lyrics, if so spit em out

Here is a list of ideas and themes that we have been using
Dinosaurs
Cavemen
Violence
Sex (not the tender kind)
The Iceage
JFK (he liked to chill with the Dinos)
Gang Violence
Blood
Et Cetera... you get the idea

Thanks for helping out guys.

[KharBevNor]

You need to have a song called 'Velocirapist'.

[Ernest]

god, dude, come up with your own shit

seriously, if you've got to come to us for your creative muse, you shouldn't be playing music with a band

how hard is it to come up with retarded songs bout cavemen, seriously

back in the ancient times,
the land before times,
the caveman roams,
killing the lizards of slimes

he has no toilet,
just the grass,
and nothing but poison leaves,
with which to wipe his ass

durr duh durr durr,
CAVEMEN IS US
durr duh durr durr,
EVERYONE ELSE IS A PUSS

[pentaen]

oh man you got that dually wrong,

first of all we have already been playing and we have a few songs, im just seeing what anyone else can add to the magic,

Secondly, FUCK CAVEMEN the Dinosaurs are the heros

[Kai]

You need to have a song called 'Velocirapist'.

this is probably the best idea ever

[Johnny C]

"Tyrannosaurus Fuck" is far too great a name to be wasting on novelty songs.

Stick with "Velocirapist" and a couple of others but for God's sake be a band I would see live.

[Thrillho]

I don't know what kind of success level you're aiming for here but with a name like 'Tyrannosaurus Fuck' I doubt you're going to get very far. Best case, you'll probably offend a few people in the audience. Slightly worse case, no one will even book you because they don't want an association with a band like that.

[Johnny C]

I dunno, Holy Fuck aren't doing too badly for themselves.

[pentaen]

basically our plan for the show includes over the top dinosaur suits and copius amounts of fake blood on the band and audience

[Jposh]

basically our plan for the show includes over the top dinosaur suits and copius amounts of fake blood on the band and audience

Dino-Gwar =)

[carrotosaurus]

Holy Fuck is also a very apt name when you see them live.

Yeah, I'd also say try to steer away from being too gimmicky.