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KharBevNor:
Squiddy, I don't get the whole identity thing either. To be honest, gay or bisexual people who are all 'in your face' annoy the fuck out of me, for precisely the same reasons that heterosexuals who have nothing better to talk about than their sex life annoy me. Seriously. My opinion of the whole thing in general is that queerness being noticeable and abnormal is as bad as it being closeted. My kind of world is a world where being queer is BORING. Essentially, a world where normality does not really exist in the way it does nowadays (ie. normality equals majority at best, lowest common denominator at worst).

Based on this, I consider Dumbledore a completely normal and even exemplary gay character. There are obvious, OBVIOUS reasons why Dumbledore would not talk about his sexuality: because his relationship to all of the main characters is teacher to pupil. Would it have been natural to expect Snape to mention, in passing, his prediliction for making love to women? No. Neither would it have been natural for Dumbledore to ever say he was gay. Ever. It would have been fucking creepy, in fact.

muteKi:
Or, to put it another way:

I have been in your confidence for a long time, and as such I have an important announcement to make, lest you feel that I have betrayed your trust by keeping it a secret:
I'm straight.
Yes, I admit, it's something that in today's society it's not always easy to talk about, but I am going to come out right now and admit that I'm straight.
What can I say? I just love breasts and curvy hips and the vagina. Ooh, yes, the vagina, the greatest element ever on God's green Earth. I swear, if I could get away with it, I would spend all of my time just sticking my hard dick into as many of them as I possibly could. It's the greatest fun that anyone could ever have.
Yes, placing my throbbing man-flesh into a soft, tiny woman-hole is the greatest feeling after a sensual massage, which is of course always best done by a topless lady, perhaps even progressing to the very act of copulation itself. BECAUSE I AM A MAN!!
Anyway, you said you had something important to discuss??

No, even I don't think I could imagine my superiors saying that.

EDIT: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=87

Jimmy the Squid:
So far that was the most unnecessary post I have read on these forums and that includes everytime someone posts "postcount +1".

Liz:
I am deeply disturbed by the direction this thread is going.

muteKi:

--- Quote from: JimmytheSquid on 27 Oct 2007, 21:03 ---So far that was the most unnecessary post I have read on these forums and that includes everytime someone posts "postcount I have nothing of value to add.".

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To be honest, though, that was part of my point, I guess. You just don't do stuff at all like that in normal conversation, so it's pretty clear as to why the whole "OMG Dumbledore is teh gayzorz!!!11!!" not being in the book is fine with me, since it really has little to do with his role in most of the books.

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