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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
ZJGent:
unless you're working with Canderian demon yada yada, in which case there's more than just biology wanting to eat your bunce, bub.
The only thing to do in this circumstance is come out with as many one-liners as possible after strapping a chainsaw to your recently-cleft hand, then whip out your boomstick and blast some demon backside.
bryanthelion:
I would just allow myself to get eaten.
Why be the only human?
Patrick:
--- Quote from: ZJGent on 05 Nov 2007, 19:47 ---blah friggin' blah
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The title of this thread is "plans for the inevitable undead uprising," not "plans for getting completely and totally assfucked by a pandemic demon infestation."
My submarine still applies.
Boro_Bandito:
For one, Mr. Witty Geek, apparently there are going to be a couple of us left, and two, I refuse to die a virgin, God Damnit!
You have your submarine, Midwest and horses like I already stated and Khar reiterated is my way to go. I was born in a desert, and I know how to survive those conditions, I head southwest, to Arizona, Nevada, California, and in general most of the Great Plains. That area can't naturally support a lot of human life, and I don't think it would help much with the zombies either. Open plains to see for miles in any direction, open sky, good hunting and possibly farming if I really just want to settle down
There are a couple mehtods of zombie taking down that we haven't discussed. Acid, and taking out the zombies legs using a scythelike weapon or some other way of making it to where they have to crawl rather than shamble. They can't kill you if they're a steaming pile of goo, and its way easier to smash heads when they're within reach of your boot.
BobJoeJim:
Yeah, I think being an isolated survior would pretty much suck. I don't like isolation. Getting eaten in the end is the way to go. As for everyone suggesting the baseball bat technique, I think that would be a pretty highly suicidal option, you don't want to be in melee with a horde of undead if survival is your goal, just run away. On the other hand, beating the shit out of some zombies with a baseball bat would be too much fun for words. Combine these three sentences and it becomes obvious that when the zombie apocalypse comes I'll be wading in headfirst with my bat. I'll do everything I can to hold them off as long as I can for those of you who actually care about making it through alive, and I won't hold it against you when you shoot me in the head after I do get bitten. Enjoy your crappy lives in the frozen wastes, I'm going to die happy.
What can you do? With a zombie like that, always on your back, what can you lose?
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