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ruyi:

--- Quote from: KimJongSick on 05 Nov 2007, 19:21 ---2: Rigor mortis

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yes, when you die, your muscles become rigid, but after a time, they become soft again. the phenomenon of rigor mortis is not a permanent one.

Patrick:
Yeah but by that point the muscle-rot has already set in. And when you're dead, you don't do much of that 'cell rebuilding' stuff anymore. tl;dr the undead move slow no matter what.

Call me a killjoy but I really think a zombie apocalypse might actually be kindof cool. I mean people would get to talk to their deceased loved ones (although being zombies would render them unable to really carry on much of a conversation that didn't have something to do with the central nervous system).

jhocking:
In a zombie apocalypse I will use patrick as chum to distract the zombies while I run away.

Patrick:
Dude, you remember that bit where I said I'd be stockpiling guns and ammunition? Yeah, I sortof want to be able to defend myself at ALL times. Which is also why my fortifications include a reinforced concrete bunker with a door that can only be locked from the inside.

I gain a lot of my influence from communist dictators, what can I say.

ImRonBurgundy?:
I will build a Mad Max-style vehicle out of a garbage truck and an industrial wood chipper.

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